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until after Christmas. Off for some drunken debauchery, thought I'd leave you the following to groan over. As a post-script my Dad has told this to his (French) neighbours and they found it funny. Hope you all have a really Happy Christmas. T.O.R. :o)))

There was recently a big archaeology project in the Sudan. Archaeologists from all over Europe participated in unearthing never before seen treasures. On one particular day a Welshman, an Englishman and a Frenchman were working on a distant part of the dig when they uncovered a large pre-bronze-age lamp. The Englishman and the Frenchman held the lamp while the Welshman carefully brushed the dirt from its surface. At this stage a cloud of mist came out of the lamp and formed into a genie. All three archaeologists jumped back in alarm. ‘Fear not’ said the genie ‘I am the EU genie and can grant you 3 wishes. But to be fair all three of you were holding my lamp when I was released, therefore I will grant each of you one wish.’ First to wish was the Welshman ‘The land of my fathers has always been green and full of song. Unfortunately our young people are leaving and taking our traditions with them due to high unemployment. My wish is that the land of my fathers has near full employment but retains the green valleys and the sound of song.’ ‘Is that all’ asks the genie ‘granted’ Second wish went to the Frenchman ‘My homeland is being invaded by foreigners resulting in the culture and traditions being destroyed. I would like a wall all the way around France, 150 metres high and 30 metres thick, in this way our traditional way of life will be preserved’ ‘Is that all’ asks the genie ‘granted’ Last wish went to the Englishman. ‘Before I make my wish’ he asked ‘can I ask some questions’ ‘Certainly’ replied the genie. ‘Right this wall’ said the Englishman ‘150 metres high and 30 metres thick, nothing can get in or out, is that right?’ ‘That’s right’ replied the genie. ‘Okay’ said the Englishman ‘My wish is fill it with water’

TOR GO AN GET DRUNK AN BRING SOME MORE JOKES BACK HAPPY CHRISTMAS LOVE AN GO CAREFULL,PLEASE XXXXXXXXXXXXX

OH Dear.....and this is sober????

lol-Have a top christmas T.O.R love catherine xx

Fully intend to Gwen - take care yourself have a good un. TW - I'll deal with you later. pmsl

Catherine you have a good Christmas too. And anyone else reading this - hope you and yours all enjoy yourselves. Right turning computer off got to pack.

well TOR thats was better than yesterdays effort lol have a good time sweets mwahh Sxx

Nudged as a result of Butterflys 3 wishes thread

nice one!!!

A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, 'I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.' 'Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!' she screamed. 'Funny,' he muttered, 'you even sound exactly like her.'

An absolute brahma!! escellent!!!

While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of medical students. 'As you can see,' he says, 'the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched.' The doctor turns to one of the students and asks, 'What would you do in a case like this?' 'Well,' ponders the student, 'I suppose I'd limp, too.'