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BLONDE JOKE -HOPE IT WON`T OFFEND
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CATHKIN | Report | 16 Dec 2006 14:37 |
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3 Blondes were being interviewed for the police. 1st was asked her observations on a picture of a man. Her reply 'He`s only got one ear ' Reply --'It`s a profile ' 2nd asked same Her reply 'He`s only got one eye ' Reply as above 3rd asked same . Her reply 'He wears contact lenses ' Reply 'Why do you say that ?' Answer 'He`s only got one ear so can`t wear glassess' LOL Ros xxx |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Dec 2006 14:39 |
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I ENJOYED IT LOL PIPS XX |
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Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:12 |
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doesnt offend me but then I.m a greying brunette !!!LOL |
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Researching: |
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Queen | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:13 |
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LOL |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:14 |
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OFFENDED OFFENDED ... * marches off thread...* PMSL.. |
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CATHKIN | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:16 |
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SORRY , Hayley, Ros |
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Silly Sausage | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:24 |
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Its ok Roz lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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CATHKIN | Report | 16 Dec 2006 16:25 |
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Just a joke --honest LOL, Ros |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Dec 2006 17:52 |
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A little one for you Ros. 3 nurses were swatting for their exams and the matron decided to test them to see how they were going on. The first nurse went into the matron's office and was asked, 'What are the three most important parts of a man's body' ? She replied, 'His brain, his heart and his p-nus'. 'Well done' said the matron. The second nurse went in and gave the same answers and was commended by the matron. The third nurse went in and was asked the same question, to which she replied, 'His brain, his heart and his er er er'. 'Come on' said the matron, 'What's the other ' ? 'I can't understand why I have forgot it matron' said the nurse, 'it's been on the tip of mi tongue all night' Hope this does'nt offend anyone. Jeff PMSL |
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InspectorGreenPen | Report | 16 Dec 2006 17:57 |
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Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof? A. More leg-room! |
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Cyril | Report | 16 Dec 2006 18:48 |
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A man went to the doctor's for an examination. The doctor said, 'Take all your clothes off'. The man got undressed then said to the doctor, 'Where shall I put my clothes doctor' ? The doctor replied, 'Put them in the corner on top of mine'. He-He Lol Jeff x |
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Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond | Report | 17 Dec 2006 01:46 |
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very good! |
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Janetx | Report | 17 Dec 2006 01:48 |
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Pmsl... you are all very funny.. |
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