General Chat

I remember Billy Connelly telling a story about when he was in America and one of those Night Rider cars had a number plate which had the word B******s going across the numberplate. He started laughing and an American girl who was with him asked what he was laughing at. He said that in the UK it was another word for zits! He said that he could just imagine if she visited the UK and had a spot (zit) on her face and went into Boots and asked for, you guessed it. Aileen xxx

Aileen -I'll try that -he he he !

I bought one in the States I'm out of eastrogen and I have a GUN! Jen

We were last in a small line of traffic that was going just below the speed limit. Eventuallly the other cars overtook, and we were behind this car. In his back window was a sign: SORRY - 9 POINTS ALREADY!! maggie

Hi Kala, I hate that. I had some young lad do that to me. I was driving down a very narrow one way street and kept having to hit the breaks as pedestrians kept walking into the road. I got so fed up with him that I stopped the car, got out and opened the boot. I then walked up to him and said 'Go on, jump in'. Caused quite a laugh and a traffic jam. Aileen xxxx

In Cyprus we need one GET OFF MY A*** OR I'LL F***!-even on the highway they are driving 2 metres from my bumper-intimidating,in the left lane at maximum ,100 k !!

I was driving down the road one day and there were two lanes of traffic. I happened to look across at the car adjacent to me and he had a foot square plackard which said 'your left rear indicator light is out'. It was very kind of him but my colleague and I were in hysterics imagining he had a stack of them on the passenger's seat! Aileen xxxx

I saw this one a few years ago on a motorway..... See you later overtaker, Im the undertaker!

I would love to have one that read: ''CAUTION, I've an Idiot behind me''! Bob

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see below ~ ~ ~ Aileen xx