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I saw Mummy Kissing-my fav
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:28 |
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep Then I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night top song. catherine xx |
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♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:33 |
It always reminds me of Childrens Favourites, (Sat. Morning radio) when I was a child. That & Frosty the Snowman |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:36 |
oh yes love that one carol. just for you. Frosty the snowman was a jolly happy soul With a corncob pipe and a button nose and two eyes made out of coal Frosty the snowman is a fairy tale they say He was made of snow but the children know how he came to life one day There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found For when they placed it on his head he began to dance around O Frosty the snowman was alive as he could be And the children say he could laugh and play just the same as you and me Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Look at Frosty go Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Over the hills of snow Frosty the snowman knew the sun was hot that day So he said 'Let's run and we'll have some fun now before I melt away ' Down to the village with a broomstick in his hand Running here and there all around the square saying Catch me if you can He led them down the streets of town right to the traffic cop And he only paused a moment when he heard him holler 'Stop!' For Frosty the snow man had to hurry on his way But he waved goodbye saying 'Don't you cry I'll be back again some day ' Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Look at Frosty go Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Over the hills of snow catherine xx |
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Cumbrian Caz~**~ | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:37 |
I love that too Catherine, Caz xxxxxx |
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♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:42 |
Thankyou Catherine, that sounded lovely. :o) |
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Roxanne | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:48 |
Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
She'd been drinking too much eggnog,
and we begged her not to go.
But she forgot her medication, and she
staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found her Christmas morning,
at the scene of the attack,
she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
and incriminating Claus marks on her back.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
Now we're all so proud of grandpa,
He's been taking this so well.
See him in there watching football,
drinking root beer and
playing cards with Cousin Mel.
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
All the family's dressed in black
and we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts,
or send them back?
Send them back!!
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
Now the goose is on the table
and the pudding made of fig
and the blue and silver candles
that would just have matched
the hair on grandma's wig.
I've warned all my
friends and neighbors
better watch out for yourselves,
they should never give a license
to a man who drives a sleigh
and plays with elves.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and grandpa we believe.
I just found this,I have never seen it before,but its funny |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:51 |
oh Roxanne that is brill. catherine xx |
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DAVE B | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:51 |
Catherine Ive been asked to play Santa in my local pubs kids party! lol! Dx |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 29 Nov 2006 14:56 |
Have you David-lol. that is an honour to play santa. can you come round to my Rainbows and do it. cos I'm looking for someone for the 15th catherine xx |
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♥†۩ Carol Paine ۩†♥ | Report | 29 Nov 2006 15:35 |
Have you ever heard this before? Nuttin' For Christmas I broke my bat on Johnny's head; Somebody snitched on me. I hid a frog in sister's bed; Somebody snitched on me. I spilled some ink on Mommy's rug; I made Tommy eat a bug; bought some gum with a penny slug; Somebody snitched on me. Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I put a tack on teacher's chair Somebody snitched on me. I tied a knot in Susie's hair Somebody snitched on me. I did a dance on Mommy's plants Climbed a tree and tore my pants Filled the sugar bowl with ants Somebody snitched on me. So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas Mommy and Daddy are mad. I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas 'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad. I won't be seeing Santa Claus; Somebody snitched on me. He won't come visit me because Somebody snitched on me. Next year I'll be going straight; Next year I'll be good, just wait I'd start now, but it's too late; Somebody snitched on me. So you better be good whatever you do 'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you, You'll get nuttin' for Christmas |
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DAVE B | Report | 29 Nov 2006 15:38 |
Ill see Catherine if it dont clash with other engagements lol! Dx |
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Unknown | Report | 29 Nov 2006 15:39 |
Father Christmas had a crash With his sleigh the other night. He pulled the reins for turning left, But Rudolph, he turned right. The harnesses got tangled, And Donner broke his shoulder, Blitzen fell, and gave a yell When he landed on a boulder. Santa said he’d had enough Of giving gifts to all The kids who scream and cry and fight And don’t behave at all. He has hung up his big red suit Left his Wellies on the floor. Has Poured himself a G and T And locked his study door. Please share this with your children Although it makes them sad, And Let them know that presents At Christmas won’t be had. You’ll save yourself a fortune In toys and cards and things. No trees or decorations And the mess that it all brings. So thank you Father Christmas And please don’t take it hard. The crash which wrecked your Sleigh that night Has saved my Credit card! |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 29 Nov 2006 15:39 |
not heard that one -I'm loving the alternative carols.carol.lol. catherine xx |