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the wine truck. Ladies...
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:00 |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:01 |
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You've been hit by the (sorry for the capitals but was sent to me in this form) |^^^^^^^^^^^^^^| || |...WINE TRUCK..........| ||'|';, ___. |_..._..._______===|=||_|__|..., ] - '(@)'(@)'' ''''**|(@)(@)*****''(@) WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUM AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO WEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS H****R THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!' 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. 8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. 9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN. 10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?) 11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT. 12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT. SEND THIS ALONG TO ALL THE GIRLS YOU KNOW WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN. MAKE THEM LAUGH AT THEMSELVES . LIKE YOU PROBABLY DID....SADLY, MANY ARE TRUE!! catherine xx |
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♥~Muffy! ~♥ | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:21 |
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pmsl. Whoever wrote this must have seen me on my last night out then Catherine !!!, it all sounds frighteningly familiar to me !!!! Thanks, that made me laugh xx |
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Val :~) from West Wirral | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:23 |
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Hi Catherine (giggles in the corner) That is so apt isnt it!! dont like admitting to it, but a lot of that rings bells (hehe) very good one!!!! hope you and Olly had a wonderful weekend celebrating your first anniversary!!! see you soon take care love lol Val:~) |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:25 |
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Hi Catherine Yes they are true! but sadly? not for me now! Wouldn't do to be like that at ' my age'. I'm really well versed at keeping upright on a stool now and not spilling my wine lol practice lol Mau ;O)) .......and yes isn't there always a girl who cries?? lol |
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Queen | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:37 |
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DIZZI | Report | 4 Sep 2006 15:41 |
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~~~~~~~~What Me~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~Never pmsl~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~my shoes~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ are ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~always off~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 4 Sep 2006 21:14 |
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nudge for us all to have a laugh catherine xx |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 4 Sep 2006 21:16 |
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Ooooops I didn't think anyone was watching.. *curls up in corner in embarrassment* |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 4 Sep 2006 21:22 |
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Question? What is a homeless H****R? and not a Goddess? Mau ;o) |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 4 Sep 2006 21:24 |
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mau I have p.m'd you. catherine xx |
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Jessie aka Maddies mate | Report | 4 Sep 2006 21:28 |
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omg - So true My tiled bathroom floor was my pillow two weeks ago - fell asleep on my hands and knees (no wise rude remarks please ladies ) with my head on the tiles - lol, and I knew it was wrong but for the life of me I just couldn't get up!!!!!!! and slept for hours like that Joanne |
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