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THE BEST DEAR JOHN REPLY EVER
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Speedy | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:24 |
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In a min.... Bev |
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Speedy | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:25 |
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A Marine stationed in Afghanistan recently received a 'Dear John' letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer continue our relationship. The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have cheated on you twice since you've been gone, and it's not fair to either of us. I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you. Love, Becky The Marine, with hurt feelings, asked his fellow Marines for any snapshots they could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, aunts, cousins etc. In addition to the picture of Becky, Ricky included all the other pictures of the pretty gals he had collected from his buddies. There were 57 photos in that envelope.... Along with this note: Dear Becky, I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f-k you are. Please take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me. |
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pinkflamingo | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:34 |
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Brilliant, Christine x |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:35 |
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ROFLMAO That's brilliant! |
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Speedy | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:38 |
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My niece sent it to me, so I had to share it, what a put down from the poor guy.... Bev |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:51 |
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pmsl love it ;-) |
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Jill in France | Report | 24 Aug 2006 17:53 |
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Good one :)) Jill xx :) |
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Unknown | Report | 24 Aug 2006 18:00 |
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LOL :-))))) LOVE it ! |
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Janet in Yorkshire | Report | 24 Aug 2006 18:04 |
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Brilliant - will giggle about that all evening! Jay |
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PinkDiana | Report | 24 Aug 2006 18:15 |
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class!! |
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MaryinSpain | Report | 24 Aug 2006 18:21 |
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That really made me laugh. Good one will have to send it to a few of my friends. Mary in Spain |
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Researching: |
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Claire in Lincs | Report | 24 Aug 2006 19:27 |
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Fab..!! |
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