General Chat

Any suggestions?

Find a husband ??? lol

lay the law down first before he does ??

Find a GOOD husband!!! pmsl :0)))) jen

If you arrive home from work before him to make sure the meal is prepared and the house clean, also put his slippers by the fire and plump up the cushions so he can relax !!

Don't! LOL Sue xx

Or learn what the 'offside trap' is all about (yawn) Jenx

I could add a few things here, but you may all blush lol

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful, LOL Lil

21st Century Marriage I man stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for his wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses. 'I'm sorry,' the clerk said. 'This man just ordered our last bunch.' The desperate customer turned to me and begged, 'May I please have those roses?' 'What happened?' he asked. 'Did you forget your wedding anniversary?' 'It's even worse than that,' he confided. 'I broke my wife's hard drive!'

Any other ideas? I thought not killing him when he: - comes home late without phoning first - tells you you're putting on weight - pays you no compliments and then says 'I liked that' when you put an old frock in the charity bag - switches channels without checking whether you were watching the programme (DOH! why would the tv be on if I WASN'T watching???) - walks mud onto newly vacuumed carpet nell

Go on then cheeky monkey bet you can't make me blush

my sister in law was told on her wedding day to treat her husband like a good carpet.... lay it right the first time ...then you can walk all over it for years!!!!!! (not by me i must add)