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A football story...(funny)
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:07 |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:10 |
The new Liverpool manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a new striker to replace Djibril Cisse. One of the scouts informs him of a young Iraqi striker who he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar. The Liverpool manager flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to Anfield. Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Man Utd with only 20 minutes to go. The manager gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on the field he goes. The lad is a sensation, scores 5 in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star. When the lad comes off the pitch, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football. 'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me'. 'Wonderful,' says his mum. 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your brother has joined a gang of looters while you were having a great time!' With this news, the young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, except I'm so sorry'. 'Sorry!' exclaims his mum. 'It's your fault we all moved to Liverpool in the first place.' |
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Queen | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:34 |
Brill PMSL, wait till D.L see's it LOL Lil |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:40 |
Nudge for Keith |
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KEITH H | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:44 |
pmsl |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 14:45 |
thought you might like that one... |
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George | Report | 8 Jul 2006 15:00 |
Absolutely Brill please keep them coming Judd |
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Earl E. Riser | Report | 8 Jul 2006 15:38 |
Excellent, keep em coming... Al |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 20:13 |
A nudge for those who were not here this afternoon. |
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Mauatthecoast | Report | 8 Jul 2006 21:49 |
Great punch line!! Mau xx:0)))))))) |
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Researching: |
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KEITH H | Report | 8 Jul 2006 21:53 |
ARE YOU SURE HE NEVER PLAYED FOR WEST HAM |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 8 Jul 2006 22:17 |
LOL Keith, that could be where he learned to play so brilliantly! |
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KEITH H | Report | 9 Jul 2006 07:54 |
were liverpool |