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JOKE! (bit naughty)
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Unknown | Report | 15 Jun 2006 11:59 |
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a Fifty Pound note on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a Fifty Pound note tattooed on his privates?' 'Well, for one...I like to watch my money grow. Two...once in a while I like to play with my money. Three...I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly...instead of you going out wasting money on shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow Fifty quid anytime you want.' Larry is recovering nicely in the hospital... |
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Barbara | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:00 |
made me laugh..............!! love Barbara..xx |
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Ladylol Pusser Cat | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:01 |
lol. |
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Unknown | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:01 |
I almost fell off my chair laughing at it! |
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Mags | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:01 |
Ummmm thats rude *runs off to report it* PMSL not too rude at all and very funny! :o) |
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Catherine from Manchester | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:06 |
good one that strump. catherine xx |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:14 |
PMSL Donna lol - very good ;O))) |
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Unknown | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:16 |
I thought with all this tattoo talk you might like it Anne lol |
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Phoenix | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:17 |
LOL - that's a good one. Will copy it for Hubby to see later - he's talking about getting a tattoo now! Kaye x |
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Harry | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:18 |
Disgusting - but funny and inventive. Happy days |
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Shady Lady | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:18 |
Reports Strump for rude joke,'cos theres only one.PMSL |
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Unknown | Report | 15 Jun 2006 12:19 |
I was asked if id do the same with a fiver, i said yes, long as i get the £45 to go shopping with lol |