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BBQ season is here again
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 22:56 |
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Sorry if someone has posted the following already.. |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 22:56 |
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After 4 long months of cold and winter, we are finally coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... 1) The woman buys the food. 2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. 3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: 4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine.... 5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. 6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: 7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine..... 8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. 9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: 10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. 11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women |
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ChrisofWessex | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:02 |
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My husband must be the exception to the rule he does not - repeat does not cook outside. Ann |
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Sarah | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:04 |
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teresa can i just say your right my husband just does that sarah |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:13 |
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Heheh I thought someone would be able to relate to that. |
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KEITH H | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:15 |
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you having a bbq TW |
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**Sheesh | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:19 |
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i dont have a hubby Teresa but my gf did exactly that on friday night - me running around like a linty seeing to everyone while keeping her supplied with bottles of stella lol |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:20 |
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No Keith, I haven't got a garden to have one in.... Used to have them a lot when I lived in Essex, and they were just as described above lol |
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KEITH H | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:23 |
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KEITH stays at home with BBQand beer in hand |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:25 |
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oops are you not Keith? Confused now, not been on here for a couple of weeks.... |
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KEITH H | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:27 |
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TW its me the liverpool fan lol |
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₪ TeresaW elite empress of deleted threads&# | Report | 14 Jun 2006 23:28 |
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OH I was right in the first place lol Phew! |
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