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posts required of ridiculously silly songs

Muppets - silly song A silly song is silly sung oh blad di oh blad dah The words are right but the rhymes are wrong oh blad di a dah If you don't like it that's okay coz we'll just sing it anyway Oh blad di a di a dah Oh blad di Oh blad dah Oh blad di a di a dah Oh blad di a dah Your foot is in my pumpkin pie Oh blad di oh bad dah Underwear with ham on rye Oh blad di a dah x

my dad used to sing this to me when i was little. Ashby de la Zouch By the Sea - There's a village that I love in Leicestershire Always had my heart enthralled. Where the stars are bright above in Leicestershire Believe it or not it's called * Ashby de la Zouch, Castle Abbey That's the only place that I long to be, Skies are full of blue, and the cows are full of moo In Ashby de la Zouch by the sea Ashby de la Zouch, Castle Abbey It's a little bit of heaven to me Girls have pretty curls, and the boys have pretty girls In Ashby de la Zouch by the sea. It's just a little humdrum place, But you'll be glad that you came, It's such a beautiful some place Ain't it a shame that it's got such a name? Ashby de la Zouch, Castle Abbey That's the only place that I long to be, If you wanna smooch and be happy as a pooch, Go to Ashby de la Zouch by the Sea. Lisa XX

I have several which I,m not going to quote in full, but are answers to those who mock modern music. My spelling might be a bit grotty. Mairzy doats and dozey doats, and little lamsy tivy...... chickery chick, clelah chelah, ina fononica, rollicka wollica can,t you see, chickery chick is me. My grand- children love Joe Pasquale,s song 'I know a song which will get on your nerved, get on yer nerves, repeated ad infinitum. Happy days

Oh Lisa that's much more grow'd up than me x Who remembers these round robins:- There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole in the bottom of the sea There's a hole, there's a hole There's a hole in the bottom of the sea and Oh the ladies of the harem in the court of King Caracticus were just passing by............. Following verses reqd x

this is a song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends somebody, started singing it not knowing what it was and even though their singing it they're singing it because................... this is a song that never ends it just goes on and on my friends somebody started singing it not knowing what it was and even though they're singing it they're singing it because...................... get the idea??

Er thanks for that Harry I now have JP's song in my head - still better than the coconuts from last night x

OK HOW ABOUT THIS THEN.... Do Your Ears Hang Low? Do They Wobble to and Fro? Can You Tie Them in a Knot? Can You Tie Them in a Bow? Can You Throw Them Over Your Shoulder Like a Regimental Soldier? Do your ears hang low? Lisa xx

The cow kicked Fred (no offence to foxtrot of course!x) in the head in the barn The doctor said it would do no harm So we all kicked Fred in the head in the barn Second verse, same as the first just a little bit louder and a little bit WORSE x

Oh and Lisa after having 3 kiddiwinks it's not my ears that hang low xpmslx

To the tune of 'On Top of Old Smokey' On top of spaghetti all covered with cheese. I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed. It rolled off the table, it rolled on the floor, And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door. It rolled in the garden and under a bush, And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush. The mush was as tasty as tasty could be, And early next summer it grew to a tree. The tree was all covered with beautiful moss. It grew great big meatballs and tomato sauce. So if you eat spaghetti all covered with cheese Hold onto your meatballs and don't ever sneeze Mau xx;0))))))) :

ONE OF THE SCOUTS FAVES YOU'LL NEVER GET TO HEAVEN Oh you'll never get to heaven In a bottle of jin Cos the lord won't let No spirit's in Oh you'll never get to heaven In a bottle of jin Cos the lord won't let No spirit's in I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more-ore-ore I ain't gonna grieve my lord I ain't gonna grieve my lord I ain't gonna grieve my lord no more-ore-ore IIn a biscuit tin Cos a biscuit tin, got bickies in. On a pane of glass Cos a pane of glass, will cut your........elbow In a girl guides bra Cos a girl guides bra won't stretch that far Oh if you get to heaven Before I do Just dig a hole And pull me through Lisa xx