General Chat

How is 'The fair (Mc)Anne (With no man) Enjoying Married Life,Was the Honeymoon good,or is Divorce Iminent?. Hal. :o)))))))))))))))))>

Oh Hal!!!!!! Have you not heard? *sob* *sob* That Charlie Farnes-Barnes has ruined everything

Don,t tel me that they lost his Two Truck loads of Viagra, How Anne must be dis-appointed. Condolances are sent. Hal.:o))))))>

Hal - my boy wouldn't even need the dust from one tablet of Viagra

I will keep a watching brief, to see if she can contain her grief,( Or herself ) Because of the Dastardly Thief,Who Waylaid, her intended. Hal :o))>

Insurance!!,was that 'Property' or 'Medical'?( things do tend to need medical assistance after long lack of use ) or WD40. H :o)))))))>

My SIL would never be so dishonest as to try and fiddle the insurance I'm surprised that you'd even fink of it. However, if you'd like to meet me down the back lane at 8.30 tonight there may be matters to discuss which might be to our mutual advantage Alfreda

Alfrada, will I need to bring the WD40 or will it be supplied? Hal,PHSLaughing. :o))))))))))))))))>

If you need WD40 Hal then perhaps we'd better cancel the assignation There is a can of Castrol in the shed though which is beginning to leak through old age and you're most welcome to help yourself to that. Save me trying to dispose of it ecologically. Alfreda

Yes,and rust encrusted ones,especially Nuts on Bolts. :o)))))))))>.Hal. Got to go now,just had phone call to tell me new tyres arrived for car, Expensiiiiiiiive,Bank balance going to take a big hit. Bye-Bye.Been good fun,will keep a look out for heartbroken Mc Anne.Ps.Alfrada,I was just thinking of you for the WD40.get you to Loosen up a little,not too much though.

Christine, that ner do well sister in law of mine has been poking her nose in here hasn't she? I can smell her cheap perfume

ROFLMAO Christine!!! That must rank up there amongst the funniestx