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The Washcloth. Ladies this has to be read, laughe

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Katinahat

Katinahat Report 12 May 2006 22:55

Thanks Manda. Very funny. Kathy

Manda

Manda Report 12 May 2006 13:52

LOL Sophia - that's even better!! :-)

The Mushroom

The Mushroom Report 12 May 2006 13:51

Brill. A friend of mine had something similar when just before the appointment went to the loo-no toilet tissue so used one from her handbag. During the examination was horrified to learn that there must have been a stamp stuck to it that transferred itself!

Karen

Karen Report 12 May 2006 13:30

PMSL! Brilliant absolutely brilliant! LOLOL x karen

Jean

Jean Report 12 May 2006 12:38

fantastic, o.h. gone off LOL. now he wants to know what the initials mean. lol. jean

Liz

Liz Report 12 May 2006 12:34

That is fantastic - what a way to start the day - all sparkly. pmsl Liz

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 12 May 2006 12:30

I couldn't stop laughing. OH thinks I've gone crazy!! Thanks I needed a laugh today. Susan

Ladylol Pusser Cat

Ladylol Pusser Cat Report 12 May 2006 12:00

pmsl.

Sandra B

Sandra B Report 12 May 2006 12:00

oops !

Tina-Marie

Tina-Marie Report 12 May 2006 11:59

LOL Manda

Bec

Bec Report 12 May 2006 11:58

pmsl

Manda

Manda Report 12 May 2006 11:57

I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom. 'Mummy, where's my washcloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'

Manda

Manda Report 12 May 2006 11:56

There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!