General Chat

YOU KNOW MY COOKER HATES ME but i thought give 'ole man sixth chance and i'd cook him dinner,liver an bacon its burnt me three times the cooker goes and we live on takeaways for ever, an no i havnt put poison in it yet !!!!

And you wanted me to stay. Ha ha ha

I did spaghetti bolognase the other day and the smnoke alarm didn't go off :-)

Dear disgracefully growing older lady ........ I am so glad i am not you lol......awwwwwwwwww bless ya darlin' ............. lavender oil is very very good for a burn as is vit E oil and helps soothes. Much happiness Debi

Gwen grill your bacon do your liver in the oven then put them together that way you shouldn't burn yourself. Germaine x

DANIEL DIID I MENTION FEEDING YOU I SAID THERE WAS LEGO OH AND BRIO TRAIN SETS EVERYWHERE BUT NO MENTION OF COOKING FOR YOU AMYWAY,,,,,IM LAST RESORT BOO HOO

Gwen Daniel seems to be fascinated by murder so maybe you could show him a new way of poisoning someone pmsl

Gwen you know if the meet was nearer to Heathrow you would have been my first choice. But nevertheless, I would need to be fed wherever I go. I do like my food. Hunger makes me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. (Go all green and hulky)

OH YEH NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT ONE,MURDER ACT ONE, AND I COOKED BACON SUNDAY MORNING,AND SET THE SMOKE ALARM OFF, CHARCAOL BACON BUTTIES

I find that if you talk to it as though it was a flower it will love you back and cook some yummy food for you.

YOU WOULDNT LIKE ME WHEN I GET BURN I SCREAM, in my house you get the first cupps made for you after that dont wait to ask if you want more,help yourself, open kitchen even next door eats here when i got better than shes cooking, no frills theres the kitchen treat it as your own

Julie, What do you mean the alarm DIDN'T go off!!!!! And where did you learn how to do bolo......bolona.....oh b****Y hell how do you spell it! pmsl xx Hi Gwen :-)

Hi Julie Sal next door said dinner was great,,