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For the ladies - How to refuse unwanted advances
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Unknown | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:42 |
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See below |
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Unknown | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:42 |
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HE: Can I buy you a drink? SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money. HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? SHE: I must've been given your share. HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday? SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend. HE: Your face must turn a few heads. SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs. HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out. SHE: Okay, get out. HE: I think I could make you very happy. SHE: Why? Are you leaving? HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me? SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time. HE: Can I have your name? SHE: Why? Don't you already have one? HE: Shall we go see a movie? SHE: I've already seen it. HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Hiding from you. HE: Haven't I seen you some place before? SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore. HE: Is this seat empty? SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. HE: So, what do you do for a living? SHE: I'm a female impersonator. HE: Hey baby, what's your sign? SHE: Do not enter. HE: Your body is like a temple. SHE: Sorry, there are no services today. HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing HE: Where have you been all my life? SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams. |
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Guinevere | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:44 |
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Sadly, I no longer have need for these. *sigh* Gwynne |
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Researching: |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:47 |
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PMSL Juliexx *memorises them lol |
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Bec | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:50 |
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*wishes she needed to use them* :0( xx |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:51 |
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PMSL .......................... Unfortunately I have no need for these :O(( |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:52 |
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Bec trust me you don't lol. On the rare occasions I go out I always seem to attract weirdo's lol. Ask Stel |
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DevonshireDumpling | Report | 10 Mar 2006 08:53 |
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LMAO good ones :D |
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McAnne's Gahan-Crazy | Report | 10 Mar 2006 09:17 |
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Julie - figures !!!! ..................... lol |
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Merlin | Report | 10 Mar 2006 13:57 |
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CB. Why bother with all that when a kick in the Crutch would do the same job. Hal. :0<)))))> |
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Joy | Report | 10 Mar 2006 15:36 |
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:-) |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 10 Mar 2006 15:37 |
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Anne I can't imagine what you mean.................................pmsl |
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