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Why do pubs hire rubbish singers?

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Daniel

Daniel Report 3 Mar 2006 18:33

No I only had 1 foster, a strongbow and a wkd thingy. Wasn't in the mood to be sick today.

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 3 Mar 2006 18:33

*shakes head in bemusement...... and goes out the door....

Bec

Bec Report 3 Mar 2006 18:32

You drunk? *looks hopeful*

Daniel

Daniel Report 3 Mar 2006 18:31

As I was told it, bar the slurs, pauses and swear words, and put into plain, non-scouse english: 'My mate was drinking just round the corner in a pub with his bird. They got into an argument and he slapped her with a fish he brought ealier that day. Now he's up in Court for aggravated assault with a deadly fish' Yeah? P*** off home mate :-)

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 3 Mar 2006 18:29

Im on he way out....Can you hurry up please:-)

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 3 Mar 2006 18:28

*yawns...go on then.....

Daniel

Daniel Report 3 Mar 2006 18:27

Teacher training day or whatever it is. Want to hear an unfunny story from a drunk in the pub? (not me)

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy

McAnne's Gahan-Crazy Report 3 Mar 2006 18:24

It's compulsary .................. lol

Daniel

Daniel Report 3 Mar 2006 18:24

Not all day. Only since 1 Baker day. I like baker days.

Granny

Granny Report 3 Mar 2006 18:23

It could have been worse Daniel - honestly - it could have been me singing! That would have cleared the pub out.

Jeans Reunited

Jeans Reunited Report 3 Mar 2006 18:22

easy - the more you drink the better they sound!! Claire

ButtercupFields

ButtercupFields Report 3 Mar 2006 18:19

You been at the Pub all day, Daniel? XX BC

Daniel

Daniel Report 3 Mar 2006 18:19

They think they're good and give it all of that, but really, some are actually quite err, vocally challanged.