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Suzy - you mean me, the Virgin Merry??? .. pmsl Jood

Well who better for an imaculate conception. Have you had any strange angelic visits then LOL SuzyQ

I have in the past, but not lately lol Jood

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin.' 'What?' said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been married ten times?' 'Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!' 'Good,' said the new husband, 'but, why?' 'You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!' :>)))))))

HI all, First up, Happy Birthday Rebs, hope you've had a wonderful day Another busy one for me, shouldn't have stayed up late last night. 6 am wasn't welcome, I knew where i wanted to be- back in bed. got home this arvo and I still haven't got a census form. oh don't care about it at all. I rang 'em up - they said ooo, asked if my neighbours had them, told them I have a church on one side and a restauranty on the other, but the residence is definitely a house - any idiot can see that. Told them I was very upset, i feel neglected. They said that maybe the person is running late I could expect to receive it up to the end of the week! That is not fair, tonight is census night, not some day next blooming week. I've had 2 hours sleep on the lounge, the headache is gone, but I'm still p/o about the form. Gotta go to work, love you all later Yvette xxx

Tony - that's ME, the Virgin Merry .. pmsl Poor Fanny - I would be p/o as well and feel 'orribly neglected. .. How dare they! Jood

Well, has everyone filled out their census forms? Blasted nosey buggers aren't they?

No Rebs, I'm not filling mine out till online in the morning . . . But I have read it thru - luv Laurie

Grrrrrrr, l've spend an enthrawling hour dragging employment info out of my highly un-cooperative 21 yr old, and even more unco-operative head of household. lol, when completing your census online and you get to question 59 is your answer going to be 'well der'

I liked that one too Rebs but I also stopped and thought about Question 21Does the person ever need someone to help with, or be with them for, Body movement activities???? I thought well ....... for some body movements that usually happened of a night and usually in bed lol Wonder if that counts hee hee Cheers Sue

Hi everyone :-) Trifley hope your arm is feeling better. Jood hope you've got rid of that cold. Happy Birthday Rebs :-) ~~~~~~~~to all~~~~~~~ Catxx

btw, l received another email from my mystery card sender. They apparently 'accidently stumbled' across my email address a few weeks ago. Not bad going, considering the addy is just over two weeks old. Oh, and they read the wattle thread as well.

Hello Wattlers Hap Hap Happpeee Birthday Rebs! And may you have many, many more. I haven't sent your email addy to anyone.....don't give out anyone's addy to anyone. I've just finished our on line census form. It's a pity they didn't ask questions about parents names, second given names, places of birth etc. In 99 years our decendants will be hungry for that kind of info. Big day tomorrow....bone scan and a visit to the local GP to have some fluid drained from the suture line. I'm having an early night soI'll see you all tomorrow. Big ~~~~~waves and hugs to you all. love Trifley X

~~~~~~~~~to Trifley~~~~~~~~~~~ Will be thinking of you tomorrow.

~~~~~waves to Cat person The arm is still sore....I'm hoping the acupuncture works on Thursday. I've never had it before but I'm assuming it will take a few goes before I see any benefit. Rebs...very strange about the email. Could you trace the 'E' card back to the senders address? I've received a few 'E' cards and they have the senders address on them. love TX

Trifley my Sweet, lots of special hugs for you tomorrow. Do we have to find a hedgehog now to play with wattle bear, in honour of you becoming a human pincushion?

Darlings, are you all sleepy? I've just received another 'game' reply off a lovely friend who told me yesterday how she was a bit shy to send it back. I told her that I felt the same first time around and I'm so thrilled she sent it back, + added another Q to it as well. What animal would you like to be? I'm sending you ((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))Trifley, you are so strong and brave. I've had accupuncture before but I can't remember why. It didn't hurt though and I had a little sleep while I waited with the needles in. Actually I tend to have a little sleep if I have to wait for anything much. Thanks for the animals smiling, I sent that to my friend. I'm going for a look through the boards then off. Sandra , I'll pm you re; Saturday - excitement starting to accumulate Love Yvette x

Hi All Just a quick look in. Trifley hope everything goes okay tomurra. Rebs hope you had a great day. Probably won't be around too much in the next couple of weeks, but I WILL BE BACK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ducky

Goodnight all you sleepy Wattlers Filling out the census has obviously exhausted everyone! Good luck with your collection Duffy FLuck - don't talk to any strange men! Devly - Chris is still laughing at your interpretation of the help with movement in bed question! He was going to put 'sometimes' but I smacked him! See you all tomorrow XX Anna

Goodnight everybody, I'm positively green with envy that you all got to do your census and I missed out love Yvette xx