General Chat

Good Morning Wattlers, Yes gorgeous day everywhere it seems, have done the washing ect ect, still full of the cold but it will get better. Mary what a great surprise for you to win that prize, good on you. and to be back on line so soon Great isen't it Some visitors have just arrived so had better go and will catch up later. cheers sandra in the Gong

Morning Wattlers, Well the packing has started again....and no OH worrying if i am packing too much this time....although also no OH case to put the overflow in lol. I wish i could have got to the Syd meet, i just had a look at the map to see how far to Mudgee....far too far. I will have to wait until one comes closer. Ok back to it. Will look in later Take Care Wilson

Afternoon All, Well another fabulous meet on Saturday, and as usual a great time had by all Surprise, Surprise, Lew and Terry turned up, Joodles made it and as she said, dressed the same, well almost, so glad you made it Jood, and hope it took your mind off that nasty little bug for a while Tassie, I forgot to bring your Dr Suse hat along with me on Sat, not really a (cat in the hat), hat but it was red and white, but as usual I had a CRAFT day, forget my B****Y head if it wasnt screwd on, hope you enjoyed your first wattle meet as I enjoyed meeting you at last, now you and OH can start saving for the Mudgee meet next Feb Hi Lew, you nutter, please do not teach Wattie Bear any naughty habits, Id hate him to end up in a cell block somewhere down south, with all that boozin and cleavage snuggling, its sure to send him astray Vonny thanks for the piccys of the boat, looks great, nice to see you are enjoying yourself on those cold wintery nights in your garage, also happy that little Tia turned up safe and well Hi Gwenda, hope you didnt hurt your head too much with all that banging it on the desk whilst falling alseep at work Aw Joodles little Lucas is such a cutie Hey Tony, whoops, no better not, might get the thread suspended if I write what am thinking about your little you know whats, she is a naughty girl that Jood though isnt she, cant take her anywhere without putting her foot in it Jilly and Jood, it really is a pain in the proverbial when you leave those damn nastys in pockets isnt it, OH is always complaining when I do it, but hey, Im not putting my hands in his pockets, never know what else I might find in there Sorry that your not feeling the best Sandra, teach you to stay out of those draughty places wont it, told you before about lying on the wet grass, but seems you will never learn Hi Yvette, hows them cadavers going, thought you practiced on dummy ones, but found out from Vonny and Gwenda that you actually use the real thing, BLAH Nice to have caught up with Jude and Ken on Sat, and hope you had a great time sightseeing Such a shame that all our QLD wattlers counldnt make it for the meet, you were really missed Morning Trifley dear, hows the arm today, hope your not overdoing it with bending it too much with all those martoonies, suppose you saw that Lew and her crew made up for the ones that you missed out on Hi Mary, congrats on winning that prize, just make sure you dont get up to any hanky panky in that hotel room, never know who might be watching you, he he, what room did you say you were staying in, just have to sneak down and hide the candid camera, hope John is feeling a little better today, what did the Dr say Hi Lyn and Mick, great to catch up again, and Bon Voyage Mick for Sunday, have a great holiday Im off to make some lunch and a cuppa, have been out weeding the front lawn all morning, so will catch you all later ~~~~~~~to all Ive missed, Wilson, Flakey, Fluffy Duck, Rebs, Cat, Cilla, Honey XXX Shaz

Quick poke the head in just outa habit now. Off to do the pool stuff now, then in with the 'bits', shoulder function today. I think i would rather weed the front garden because it needs it. It would be nice to stay at home for the day. Catch you later love yvette xxx

Afternoon All Well after I had the best time in Sydney for the weekend, I got up this morning and I had a real fright ........ I stood on the scales and I weighted a bit over a kilo heavier than I did on Saturday morning before I left. Oh No how did that happen ???????? pmsl. Anyway I have aclimatized back to our rainy 13 degree temperature today, done 2 loads of washing and hung them under the verandah, rode my exercise bike and drank heaps of water to try and get wight back down, apart from that I have done not much apart from trying to keep awake, I was thinking on having a lie down, but probably wont sleep tonight if I do, so I am amusing myself on here til the girls come home. Hey just a thought do you thinmk my sudden increase in weight would have anything to do with bacon and eggs for 2 breakfasts, and all the food and sweets I could possibly eat for lunch at casino????? P.S. dont take any notice that I have changed my name at top of page, I sent away a message for a hot match and forgot to change my name back, Oh well at least you should all know who I am. lol Cheers Sue

Forgot to congratulate you this morning Mary on your prize and for on getting online so quickly :) Yvette, Shazz went white then green in the train when she realized that they was real 'bits'. She was real quiet for a while :) Hi Wilson, don't think I welcomed you back. :) Got to put the washing out, I forgot that this morning also, ~~~~~~~~~~Vonny

Afternoon Wattlers Well it is definate, i have booked a flight to Makayfor Wednesday, this time i hope to be able to keep up with you guys while i am away. My sister has a puter, and i won't have OH waiting over my shoulder. Not that he had a problem, but he was always just waiting and i didn't like to take ages. I hope to get to brisbane on the way home and catch up with my best friend who moved there last year. I have missed her so much, we used to meet every week at least for coffee and a chat, I have known her since we were babies. So really looking forward to seeing her. If it sounds like i am going to be near where any of you are, let me know, maybe we could have a mini meet lol. OK back to getting organised. Wilson

Hi Wilson I think that Cilla lives in mackay, some one will have her email I am sure. try Mary, I think she has a few. How long will you be in the Brisbane Area, there are a few of us on the Gold Coast, some Redcliffe, Ipswich and Toowoomba Oh and little fluffy duck in Bribie Island. Congratulations Mary on the prize, but don't let Tony's Barb know about it, she may try and get it from you. Did you see the lady who open the door to the Clarenden Home this mornng. It was for her daughter who couldn't be there because her baby was 8 days overdue. Well for those who didn't see it, following the win, her waters broke and she went into labour. This is just a quick trip through to take a break from doing some searching for OH. I needed a bit of a lift. Hope everyone has recovered from the Sydvegas meet. Vonny, I hope Tia has recovered from her trip away from home. I hope she has been desexed LOL Bye for now SuzyQ

Hi Again Thanks SuziQ, I will probably be in Makay area for a week or two, then in Burpengarry for a few days towards the end of the month, so hope i can catch up with someone. Take Care Wilson

Suzy, Heather Sorry I havent sent you over the amended address list Suzy - due to sickness, then being away. I do have Cilla's email address if you'd like me to send it. I'll try and check it tonight. Jude (oops Jood) <---- sometimes I do go back to my normal sefl .. pmsl

How To Shower Like A Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in the laundry basket according to lights and darks Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. if you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the morror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean condition your hair with conditioner enhanced with grapefruit and mint. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash enire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet sufaces in shower Spray mould spots with tile cleaner. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and the hand towel on head. If you see your husband along the way cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like A Man Take off clothes while sitting on edge of the bed and leave clothes on the floor. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake willy at her making the woo-woo sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your willy and scatch your bum. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse it off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area Wash your bum leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a shampoo mohawk. Wee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of the bath the whole time. Admire willy in mirror again. Leave shower curtain still dripping, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake willy at her and make the woo-woo sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Now I'm sure none of our oh's or Tony do any of those things while we perfect woman do everything on that list.lol luv Jillx

Hi everyone Well we have now finished with the Estate Agent and Solicitor so no more trips to Manly to sign things..Had lunch at the Shopping Mall and John lost the parking ticket so it cost us $22 to get out..Would have been free otherwise.. Still we had a nice lunch while there so that made up for it. I think I must have caught something as I have a sore throat and feel that something is about to decend on me like a bad cold or something similar. Havent had a cold for years so better get back on to my Vitamin C tablets which I stopped recently as I ran out and havent replenished yet. Take the OH to north shore hospital tomorrow for tests so hope they find something that can help him back to normal.. Nice to see Wilson back, Hope you had a lovely holiday. Need a rest so back later.. Love Mary xxxx

Trifley walks onto thread. Puts 2 bowls (one full of prawns, 1 empty) on table. Settles herself comfortably on chair and begins to peel prawns and stuffs them in her mouth. Ephtb&fgb Wagtfu....aahhumm 'scuse me. (Swallows prawns) Hello Wattlers Guess what my nephew, David, bought me today??? Oh...of course you can tell, can't you. A whole kilo of local prawns and I'm going to stuff my face with them. I will have to leave some for Graeme, I suppose :( Hi Yvette..how is Adrian? Keep an eye on that BP. Did you say you were doing shoulders? Does that include the nervous system? Anna...if Katherine decides to go to the SAE will it make a difference to what subjects she does at school? Sandra...I hope your cold is on the mend. I've emailed you about Mudgee. Hi Mary... don't you start with a cold. Get that Vit C and plenty of fluids. Joodles...how are you feeling? You didn't give Mary your bug did you...lol. Loved the pickles of Lucas. Wilson...a pity you can't make it to the Mudgee meet. I'm sure we are going to have a great time. I've never been thrown out of a town before....lol Devily....don't worry about that extra Kg. I'm sure it's only fluid from the plane travel. It'll go in no time. SuzyQ....still trying to get up to see you. Graeme and Mark are both off tomorrow but I've made them promise to move the cob-webs and dust around for me. Jill...have you been peeping at our place while we take a shower? pmsl. Isn't it funny how something so true can sound so funny when it's written down. **** Now...the Mudgee Meet ***** Graeme is going to take a few days off then so we will make it a bit of a holiday. We are thinking of staying at the Country Comfort hotel and Crew thinks if a few of us stay there we might get a group discount. At this stage we are thinking of getting there on the Wednesday (14th) so we can spend a couple of days looking around the areas winneries. If we have as good a time at the meet as I anticipate, I imagine we'll be too tired to go home on the Sunday (18th) so we will head off on the monday. Sooooo.....that means 5 days for us at the hotel. Do any of the rest of you, who are going to the meet, think you might want to stay there for some of that time? If we get a few names we can talk to the hotel about a booking. I'm getting into an awful mess here with these orawns so i'm off to have a wash. 'Byeee love Trifley X

hi, its a wonder we all havent got the same bug from all the kissy kissy. I don't care, its got to catch me first. got home and one of the kids has dinner made. oh asleep on a chair still all spruced up in good work clobber - nice. How true is the shower thing, all 4 boys doing the same in here. 'cept I always forget my dressing gown so make them cringe on the hall way sprint (its cold). Had some nice bits today - even a entire bloke, very big. I am still recovering from Sat. showed everybody my keyring today 'cause they all were asking about my big day out. love Yvette xxx

Hi Yvette....where do you get the cadavers from? I just had a phone call from my sister. She and her OH returned, today, from a holiday to England. She managed to meet up with the wife of a distant cousin who lived in Bolton. I'm now looking forward to getting copies of pickles of the street our grandparents lived in, the church in which they were married and the street which was named after the family. It's very exciting when family history comes to life like this. TX

Im missing a few things here (yeah yeah, in my brain you say!) Wots this about people looking at each other in the shower - what have I missed - nothing to do with Lotto I hope - you know (nudge nudge) And bits - 'had some nice bits today and even an entire bloke, very big', she says. Errmm - wot you talking about - are you into man eating Yvette? .. Please share this information with me! Trifley - I knew as soon as I saw you walking in with two bowls one full of prawns, me thought, now how on earth is she going to type and peel prawns????? .. Twasn't me who gave Mary a cold, honest, I wasn't contagious by then. Talking about kissy kissy - I asked Ray if he'd like a kiss or a hug, and he said both - hmmmm - only thing was, Laurie was between us. .. Oh well, I had to give it to Laurie to pass on to him. .. (Im talking about chockies, what were you thinking???) Back later Jood

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