General Chat

By the way Crew...I'll be in a Wattle day Lotto. TX

What's in the tea me wonders????

That's good Trifles, perhaps we'll have the luck of the Wattle with us. Lew xxx

A cuppa! Oh yeah.....I'll bet! I wondered why you kept going out on the verandah at the Brisvegas meet. Now I know! TX

*Taking down notes for future refarrence* We also are on the lookout for another....who goes under the name of Barb aka Barbie aka Barbie doll ( known to hang aboot with Ken ) who was spotted knocking off Oatmeal soaps from a HE'Y MAN Island bathroom resort, and shoving them into her handbag. This woman is very slippery customer, and comes from a long line of theives/convicts. We av had news that she ( Barbie )will be travelling north to a town called Mudgee in Feb...where she will meet up with her counterpart Ken ( husband of a JudyYV ) for more crinamal activities. We are right onto these two.....Barbie and Ken. DT's

(runs into bathroom and locks cupboard with all the hotel soaps contitioners and shampoos in it - throws key in the muncher !)

My gosh....another criminal! This one pinching soap. Did she make a clean getaway? TX

Oh nothing worse than someone who knocks off the soap! She is definitely one to keep an eye on. This Barbie & Ken thing sounds to me a lot like Bonny & Clyde. Is this couple also armed? PC LL

YOu can have the soaps etc. - but I'm not parting with the little bags the 'Dusit' leaves the newspaper in every morning - they make wonderful shoe bags for travelling L x

DT should know all about Barbie & Ken . . . after all he is aka 'Actionman' L

So it's all coming to light I see. A song springs to mind - True Colours. Errrm Is this the time to mention the marshmallows sent to a member of my family, that Custom confiscated???? :) Vonny & Clyde?

We av had our suspishins for long time regarding this woman seen at Airport teminals with her suitcases weighing in 'OVER ' the required limit, returning from travel, and was once chased down by a airport security officer as she ran from the scene, spilling 100s of little bottles of hair conditioner and shampoos, tea bags,coffeee bags, soaps, tomato sauce satchets, outa her suitcase. This woman may be found anging aroond Sunday markets trying to flog this contraband. Reward is offered for any information leading up to her arrest. A life time supply of Polly waffles ( with Bar code intact )...:>))) Barbie now comes with 'action man'.......cos she was only faking it with Ken DT's

Oh no, not you too Vonny. The Wattlers have gone to pot (sorry about the pun) PC LL

Vonny....if you and Clyde are re-building that boat as a get-away vehicle then I think you'll need a BIG motor.....pmsl TX

Yes, Trifles and I wonder what they are stashing under those boards!! Sniffer dog required me thinks. PC LL

I'm heading off for a while. I've gotta go hide some ash-trays and drink coasters. Now.....where did I put that shovel????? TX

Yes well Trifles, I must say that we had our suspicions when you installed that 'water feature' in your backyard. DT, call for the backhoe. PC LL

OMG I'm stunned, I thought I was a good judge of character! A wattler cant be a crim can they? I 'm sure in the Wattle constitution it says all Wattlers are perfect

Trifley, Do you think so?? Rats, its only a twin cylinder. Oh well, maybe the life of crime isn't for us :) I'll be in the Watalottalotto on Friday but I'll be away for the weekend so won't catch up till Sunday evening. ~~~~~~~~~Vonny

That's right, Jude. I'm perfectly charming. Crew is perfectly amusing. Laurie is perfectly thoughtful. Tony is perfectly mad. And so on and so forth...... Ya see we are all perfect! TX