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lol as long as I'm not perfectly flakey

(Reporter): Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news that is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket. There seems to have been some disturbance here. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? (Witness): Yeah, I did. I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables, nekkid as a jay bird. And I hollered over t' Ethel, I said, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it's too late, she'd already been incensed. (Chorus) Here he comes, look at that, look at that There he goes, look at that, look at that And he ain't wearin' no clothes Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Look at that, look at that Fastest thing on two feet Look at that, look at that He's just as proud as he can be Of his anatomy He goin' give us a peek Oh, yes, they call him the Streak Look at that, look at that He likes to show off his physique Look at that, look at that If there's an audience to be found He'll be streakin' around Invitin' public critique (Reporter): This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened? (Witness): Yeah, I did. I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared out of the traffic. Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't have nothin' on but a smile. I looked in there, and Ethel was gettin' her a cold drink. I hollered, 'Don't look, Ethel!' But it was too late. She'd already been mooned. Flashed her right there in front of the shock absorbers. Once again, your action news reporter in the booth at the gym Covering the disturbance at the basketball playoffs Pardon me sir, did you see what happened? Yeh, I did...half-time, I was just going down there To get Ethel a snow cone Here he come right our of the cheap seats Dribblin'...right down the middle of the court Didn't have on nothin' but his PF's Made a hook shot and got out thru the concession stand I hollered up at Ethel, I said don't look Ethel It was too late...She'd already got a free shot Grandstanded...Right there in front of the home team Here he comes...look...who's that with him? Ethel, is that you, Ethel? What do you think you're doing? You get your clothes on! Ethel, where you going? Ethel, you shameless hussy Say it isn't so Ethel Ethel.................. A.M

Maybe not, Vonny. But then again....the cops always chase after the speeders. Perhaps by going slow and steady you'll go under their radar.....lol Jessie is begging for walkies...I'll be back. TX

Oooh Action man ..what supermarket did you say you went to???

Are we not safe anywhere Action Man? How will we save the world from all this evilness? PC LL

Hello Vonny Thanks for the write up the other day Have a good day down under from Rodders in Pom land

Hi Rodney, Nice to 'see' you. The're not all mad really :) Only some of them :0 hmmm I mean, some of us :) ~~~~~~Vonny

Mmm, this Rodders character sounds a bit shady. Is the message to Vonny code for 'package received in England okay'?

:))))) Vonny

Action Man I would like to suss out that supermarket to make sure there arnt any more nickered men ,,, just in case I missed one...Nothing like that ever happens in my suburb...No wander Barb buys so many tins of baked beans and spagetti,,, she is always at the supermarket...?????????? now I know why..... I will buy a Wattlelotto on friday but please remind me as I have a bad dose of CRAFT... Well I had my loverly swim and the water was beautiful.. 35deg.c and the spa was warmer still..I think I am going to like it here...Having a loverly day of rest today and enjoying it immensly.. Off to have more rest..back later Love Mary xxxx

popping in as ergonomic break to homework. can't participate in silliness now, aww party pooper. 35 C. nice got to watch your hair and swimmers with that temp as the chlorine levels need to rise to accomodate extra bact. breeding heat. make sure you put in plenty of condtioner or wear a cap. get some (if you haven't already) chlorine resistant swimmers, so they don't fall apart. if you've got dry patches on your skin, vaseline them too pre dip. love Yvette x

Lara. ( if your looking in ) Have sent you Email regarding the Stewart's........might have found something mate. Let me know. Also checked the Vic. inquests. No Stewarts listed in accident. Tony Oz...:>)) Mary...lol x

You are all perfect - perfectly insane! Rodders - what sort of company are you keeping??? Wattlo Lottlo for Sept 1st is fine by me. 'Sing a song of wattle time, sing of sweet September Sunny days and scented nights pleasant to remember.' All very fine if you don't get hayfever from it! Visitors have gone - with their demanding 5 year old child. Sounds awful but thank God I can have my life back again! I think I'm getting old and grumpy! Seem to have had a few shady characters on the thead. But what can you expect - we are descended from convicts! So the odd drug smuggler etc is to be expected. Have a lovely Sunday afternoon everyone. We're off for our walk having missed out this morning. Love Anna

Arvo Wattlers. Just popping into post these Ozzie sites, just in case you haven't seen them. AUSTRALIAN CEMETERIES http://members.westnet(.)com.au/web/talltrees/Hotlinks/cemetries.htm LINKS TO OZZIE SITES. http://home.vicnet.net.au/~cobgenie/links_to_other_sites.htm Anna. Lovely to have kiddies around, but even nicer when they go home. Tony Oz...:>)) * Grumpy old man *...hee hee

Yvette The pool didnt smell of clorine, so I wander if it is salt... Love Mary xx

Tony....I've obviously stuffed it up. Can't get onto the cemeteries link. What do I do? TX

forget it until later. join me for coffee and dried dates (oops) still haven't started my test. had to close down and restart 'puter. had too many things open - then got a lovely letter from my cousin. He is so keen at 6.30 am. ok now i'm ready yx x x x x x x x x

Trifley. Just tried it mate. No problems. Did you remove the ....( ) brackets ?...around the d.o.t com I will Email you the link...then ya just gotta 'click' on it GO PIES......you little Bewdy. C'mon Eagles beat them Dockers...lol Tony Oz..:>)))

Oh dear, WWW time, I have to confess: Afternoon tea: Chocolate covered strawberries, chocolate covered almonds and Lemon Meringue Pie, all home-made by daughters. But.......... I bought home the exercise bike :) Eldest Son and DIL have rented a storage unit! Hurray!!! They are going to move their stuff in two weeks time. My own den is getting closer :) ~~~~~~~~~~Vonny

Virginia and Luigi After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, 'Hey, Luigi, How was a da treep?' Luigi said, 'Everything was a perfect except for da train a ride down.' What'a you mean, Luigi?' asked Giovanni. 'Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautiful Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a 'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'no eat in dese'a car. Musta use a dining car.' So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a biga lunch and begin to open a bottle of vino! Conductor walk by me again, wag his a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car, so we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car.' We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he walk'a through car corridor shouting at top of his voice, 'NO'FOLK'A, VIRGINIA! NO'FOLK'A VIRGINIA!' Next'a time, Imadriva down.