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TonyOz | Report | 3 Oct 2006 12:23 |
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A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was not to good, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him very quickly.!! The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: Do you have grounds.? POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half,and a little home with 3 bedrooms. LAWYER 'No,' I mean what is the foundation of this case?' POLE: 'It is made of concrete, brick and mortar,' he responded. LAWYER: 'Does either of you have a real grudge?' POLE: 'No,' he replied, 'We have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.' LAWYER 'I mean, What are your relations like?' POLE: 'All my relations are in Poland.' LAWYER: 'is there any infidelity in your marriage?' POLE: 'Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up? POLE: No, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nag.? POLE: No, she human. LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put it on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, 'Polish Remover' Tony Oz...:>))))))). |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 12:39 |
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Like that one Tony Ducky |
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Laurie | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:13 |
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Welcome home Gwenda, Dayna & little Wattie, so lovely to have you home - have enjoyed hearing where you have been when you have been able to get online looking forward to more details. Mad lot - thank you for the endless supply of love'n'laughs. About time I went and found my pillow I think - I am starting to think I make sense Night all luv Laurie |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:13 |
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Did the little ducky get lost on THAT other thread?? Jood |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:22 |
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Yea, Jood, I did. I bookmark these things and if they change it, I am stu**ed. One lost little Ducky |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:23 |
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I'll email you how to do it Jood |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:24 |
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Ta Jood |
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YvetteDD | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:29 |
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well i went to work pink, and seeing its walk or ride to work week, i rode my bike there too. was a bit nervous as I have to negotiate a place notorious for magpies - yes i'm pie phobic. is it good to be back Gwenda, or do you need a holiday to recover? sleep tight laurie x. i'm not tired yet, so am sneaking off to 'only look in the door' of the weekender. i'm a 'orrible guest, don't even say hi when I get there. yvette x |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:31 |
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email sent Flucky Welcome Home Wattie & Glenda Hi to Fanny on the bike Love Jood |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:35 |
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Thanks Jood, got it.........can I delete the previous book mark for that site Ducky |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:38 |
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Fanny, hope your bike has lights (pink ones)..mine don't so can't ride at night Thanks Jood Ducky |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:38 |
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Yes, I don't know what browser you are using, but if you go into favourites or bookmarks whatever its called, and 'organise' favourites, just find it (the old one) and right click, delete. Jood |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:42 |
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Flucky can I go to bed now? Jood |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 13:48 |
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You certainly can, Princess and many thanks Flucky |
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YvetteDD | Report | 3 Oct 2006 14:03 |
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kinda got side tracked 'over there' yep have got lights , not pink though. begging pardon... i had a really nice ride, it's a lovely night. when i went out to put my bike away, i felt like going again. good job i didn't cause I'm yawning my head off now. Have you been belting about on your pushy? got to go to bed, no bugs. love from Yvette x |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 14:12 |
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Fanny Yea, have been getting about but not nearly enough. Should be doing a lot more exercise. Trouble is, get on here and tend to sit and research and talk and play. mmm not good for me. Anyway Nitey nite, no bugs or spiders Pam |
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Trifley | Report | 3 Oct 2006 14:14 |
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A very tired Trifley wanders through thread on way to bed. Night everyone ~~~~ |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 14:18 |
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Your Royal Highness, thought Nefir would have had you tucked up ages ago Sleep tight, Pleasant dreams Ducky |
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Little fluffy yellow duck | Report | 3 Oct 2006 14:51 |
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Jood, this dumb female (not blonde) did really well tonight. Wiped out the 'other' site all together. Will sort it out tomorra. Everyone - Nighty nite, sleep tight Don't let the bed bugs (or spiders) bite Fluffy Duck |
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Judy | Report | 3 Oct 2006 22:08 |
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Morning all Wow Flucky - wottid you do to THAT other site - blow them both up????? .. Can't get in there at all. .. <later - its ok - you didn't do any damage lol> A glorious sunny day outside, not a cloud in the sky. .. The warmth hasn't filtered inside yet though. Mel - where are you???? Another lazy day for me, just coffee with a girlfriend and then maybe I will come home and do what I intended to do yesterday (ho ho) Speaking of HO HO's - how's the xmas shopping going girls and Tony? - sorry to mention it, but it's gotta be done :( .. I have a few things put away, really need to sort out what's for who. .. 82 days till xmas and 136 days to Mudgee (who's counting???? lol) Have a great day all. Jood |
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