General Chat

Morning Wattlers - what's left of it Happy Birthday to Sarah Jane - wow 13 - hope you have a great day and enjoy your teenage years without too much angst for Mum and Dad Tassie - all the best - you'd think because our teeth do so much during our lifetime they'd be made to last better Lara - welcome home - hope the weather stays warm now Vonny - have a great time camping - hope it doesn't rain - we gave up cos everytime we did it rained - lol I'm off to have an ultrasound this arvo on my legs - have big fat swollen ankles so have to rule out DVT - thought they were a bit better this morning but maybe that was just wishful thinking. Wore the stockings too but by the time we were boarding to come home we'd walked around Universal Studios for 6 hours so that obviously didn't help. Sposed to go back to work tomorrow too. Getting rather windy here and there's a bushfire in Namadji National Park so let's hope that the rain predicted for this arvo arrives. Can someone email the weekend addy - seems to have gone awol on my puta Catch up later ~~~~~~~~~~~to all~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gwenda

Queen Trifley (carrying her son's puta) wanders onto thread. Afternoon everyone. I couldn't stand to be away from a puta for 9 hours so I've confiscated Mark's. Glad Jilly enjoyed her pressie. I can just imagine her sitting there, sucking on her peppermint nipples......heee heee Happy Birthday Sarah.......I hope you have a wonderful day. I'm feeling 'sparkly' enough to go out this arvo. I think a little window shopping might be in order. Nothing too strenuous....2 windows, then sit for coffee, then 2 more windows and more coffee. You get the idea? Devily...I hope your pre-admission goes ok. Big ~~~~waves to everyone else. I'll catch you later. love Trifley X

Morning all (well it is now, don't know if it will be by the time I finish) Happy Brithday Sarah-Jane.....many happy returns Jood, 500,1000 what ? I wouldn't even know the dif. Tassie hope everything goes okay today... Hi Lara ~~~~~~~~~ to every one else Have to bath the cat will be back later Pam

Ducky do you have a death wish? I tried to wash our cat once. It took ages for the scars to heal....heee heee TX

pmsl Trifles, do you know how big a duck's brain is? Think about it, lol

Fluff It's Be Kind to Animals week - I saw a reverend gentlemen blessing donkeys on telly last night. Leave the poor cat alone. Ooooooh Gwenda - hope the ankles are OK. :>( Anna

You Strawberry Tart Lewcrella . . . stop picking on the fluffy duck luv Laurie

Hi Wattlers, Not feeling good today and I have just about lost my voice. I now think that I must have a virus, cold or something. The good thing about it is that I am not interested in food. Jood, the broody chook has to be put in a separate small cage elevated so that the air can get all round her and cool her off, for about 4 days, otherwise she will just go back on the nest. It's a buggar when they are broody. Is she a black chook? Mine have been off lay for weeks, just starting to lay a few more. They are getting a bit past it, chicken soup is a good call when collecting eggs. Jill, my congratulations to your daughter, that will be nice, planning a wedding. Happy home coming Lara. Happy birthday to Sarah Jane, (forgive me if I got the name wrong, brain out of action.) Hope every one is well, Gotta go get him indoors some lunch Luv SuzyQ

Afternoon Wattlers, Happy Birthday Sarah, hope you hit Dad for a great pressie...lol How did you go Tassie, wont be long and you'll feel like a new person with those new teeth. Suzy Q have a restful afternoon and fight the bugs before they take hold. I'm about done in the office so I'll be heading home to get things together for the weekend, always forget something. So if I dont get back ...have a great weekend everyone and GO FORDS! Flakey

Trifley wanders through on way to showers. SuzyQ...soooo sorry to hear you are not well. Perhaps you need some chicken soup? I know where there are a few who are not doing anything at the moment.....heee heee Please take it easy and get plenty of fluids. Healing hugz for you. Flakey....when do you fly out for the wedding? I'll keep my fingers XXX'd for good weather for you. Hugz to all....I'm going out for a while. love Trifley X

~~~Trifley, plane takes off at 8.45 in the morning lands on Hammo about 11.15 Back mon about 3.30 Off to the sun.....yeaaa Fingers xxx OH catches a big fish on sat or it could be a loooong weekend...lol Flakey

Lew Lew, you are just so rude. Go sit in the naughty corner. Trifles, we used to have 2 cats and the other cat was just perfect to wash. Would just sit there no trubs. This one, last time we tried to wash him, he left a claw in oh's chest as he tried to escape. He's not a happy little vegemite at the moment. Anna, I was being kind to him. Trying to save him from having to un-knot his long fur. He will thank me later,, I know he will. Laurie what was that lotion you sent to the potion dr ??? SuzyQ take things easy and put your feet up. Time for your oh to wait on you. Have a good week end Flakey. Off to wash the dog now Pam

PMSL, Flucky, can't you tell I've just used the lotion!!!!

Crewella - enough said

Arvo Wattlers Happy birthday Sarah Jane - hit Dads plastic for a rooly good pressie - just tell dad its from the wattlers - lol Jude curtseys to the Regal one - lovely to see you. We are having a Melbourne mini meet weekend after this - For Laurie and Ray - yeah.Had to ring Tony last night and he said ( imagine him with his head in his hands shaking it slowly) 'now which Jude is this - I'm confused' really Tony there is only 3 of us - pmsl. Its so easy to tell us apart -lol. So to make you all jealous Tony and Barb, Jude (flakey) and hopefully Roy, Jude (DIY) and Ken will all be enjoying a nice relaxing afternoon where no one will throw us out for staying too long on the 15th - just to tease more details later. Having to spend a lot of time today on the phone to A*MI insurance company - b****y cretins. Jon had an accident 2 mths ago, he was okay but the rear of his car was re-arranged by and idot running into him at the lights..Still driveable - but ins. co won't accept 2 quotes he had for repair and now want to write his car off for less than replacement or market value.. He really needs the hassle at the moment in his last few weeks of uni and is under so much pressure. He finally gave up and said mum please take this over - so like all mums protectecting their chicks - how could I say no. Now awaiting a reply from internal disputes dept. GGGGRRRRR!!!!! Keep you posted. Lew mmmmm - you smell nice! lol Read Jillys thread in the other place - she was sooo excited. peppermint nipples hmmmm. I know a few guys that would go for them -pmsl Got to go and pick up a customer -back later ~~~~~~~~~~hi everyone xxJude

Do you pick up customers often Jude???? Cant you just advertise inthe normal way........lol sorry couldn't help myself Flakey

pmsl Jude Just as well our business isn't around the St Kilda area! (for everyone else - we do a pick and delivery service of peoples CARS) You finished your packing then - whatcha forget?

Afternoon all :) Home again jog-a-jig jog. Now have to start thinking of packing for the weekend. Happy B'day to Sarah jane - hope it is a wonderful time and blessings for your year ahead :) Hi Gwenda, didn't know there was a fire in Namadgi - in this wind that will be awful. Not a good start to the season :( In the interests of not taking up too much room at the weekender, the wattlers have moved to a Castle for October, Gwenda. So new thread. I'll send you the address. better go and make a shopping list and then go shopping (and pay some bills!) ~~~~~~~~~~ to all PMSL Ducky and left you a piccy on the weekender for when you get back (hee hee)

Hello Boy and Girls, guess who's back, liddle ole Dr evader me, nope, did go to the doccys today, after the nice Jood rang to see how I was, not very serious, was complications from that silly diet shake I was taking, did a little nasty to the tummy belongings, hee hee bound them up, not funny really, was sooo painful, anyways Im back Welcome firstly to Roz, would be very wise to steer clear of some of these mad wattlers, although they do have a nice way if getting under your skin and you cant seem to shake them, and when you do meet them you'll see what I mean, a better bunch of peeps you could never meet Welcome home Lyn, holidays go too fast for you did it, see you had a great time with our Queen, she is great fun isnt she, HI Ya Trifley Hey Tony, nice to see your twin brother on board, very much alike you two, arent you hee hee Had the D and grandkids down for a few days, went home on yesterday, so have been doing a little h*******k, to get the place back in order and thought, thats it done enough time for the wattlers Hi Gwenda, Welcome home, your trip sounded exciting, clever you, losing so much weight, will have to take a leaf out of your book and start exercising as well, seems like you only left yesterday goes too qick when your having fun doesnt it Shame I missed out on the girly pink day, but I am making up for it today, even bought myself a pair of pink thongs, but then it wouldnt be hard not to find anything pink in my closet Hi Anna, thanks for my fairy dust, think it worked just well, as am feeling heaps better now, thank you Hi Tassie, had any more V8 bees buzzinbg around lately, hows the mouth feeling, hope your a little better Vonny, thanks for the piccys of the gorgous little pixies, so cute to cuddle at that stage arent they, hope John being careful and checking for any little nastys lately, dont want him going through that again do you Ha Ha Jood, loved your Senior moment Joke, cracked me up Welcome home Lara, nice to get away but sure nice to get back home isnt it, you did have a great time though didnt you Happy Birthday Sarah Jane, hope your day was filled with fun and lots of pressys Can I hear someone yelling Here pussy, pussy Hi SuzyQ, feeling any better, sounds like a load of old sickly crocks on this board lately instead of us Happy Waffling Wattlers, must be getting old hee hee Happy Holidaying Flakey Happy mini meet for the weekend wattlers, why wasnt I told, why wasnt I told Gosh now Vonnys packing for the weekend, where ya going Vonny Ooohh Flakey, you are naughty, our DIY is a mechanics wife, not a Madam, Ill have you know LOL, well thats what she tells us anyway Hee hee on that note Ill say goodbye Shaz

Arvo everyone. Lovely day today and not as hot as they said it would be.. Gwenda Hope the legs improve.. Let us know how the ultrasound went..My legs swell up when travelling.. I think it is the sitting for long periods.I suppose that with the thought of work tomorrow you have had to come back down to earth quickly..Hope the bushfire dosent get to close to houses.. Queen Glad you didnt have to go puterless all morning..Do you get the impression we may be becomming addicted to it or summat.. Fluffy Go easy bathing the cat.. If it bites go directly to the doc. for antibiotics as they are deadly..I used to be a vet nurse and I can vouch for it..and if another cat bites your cat ,,same thing applies..for the cat, not you .. Lew Lew Have you been out in the sun to long..????lol how many laps today...??? Susy Q Sorry to hear that you are not feeling to well..Rug up warm and threaten the chooks with chicken soup .. pop a randy cockeral in with them,, soon perk them up.. Flakey Have a lovely weekend and dont forget to slip slop slap.. Fluffy How did the cat baths go.. and the dog as well. boy you are a begger for punishment...did you end up having one with them... DIY Not fair.. I want to come to..and I will be in Vic then..but cant make it on the sunday..never mind..next time.. Jude2 Oh you are naughty..but I like you..pmsl I think DIY is putting a red light on the porch of the DIY MANOR.. Shaz Lovely to see ya back and chirpy again.. Hope you are feeling better.pink thongs..... wow you are getting dangerous..try sticking to smoothies..better for you,,, better go and do some dinner.. Back later Love Mary xxxxx