General Chat

Ah Shaz . . . she is a cheeky blighter probably stole one of my mums recipes PPPPPPP Yes SulkyQ . . . know Lions road very well Got to go take TLR to meet the Royal Barge - he is off for a harbour cruise!! (secretly grins as the rain falls out of the sky - teach him to go to things that dont have the OH included) teeeheeee HRH Princess of the Nile

Excuse me but I am new to this slave business... do I have to put in an application for one or do I just wait my turn..I see that the Earl is trying to muscle in with the girls and not waiting his turn.. Suzy Q You are being a mite greedy wanting both Claude and Bazza.. How long did you wait for one.. I can see that it is a case of who you know and not what you know when it comes to favours from our Queen..You lot are doing everything to crawl to HRH and she can see through you all.. I am the only one who is her true subject and deserves a cousin or two..As I think I am the oldest I think I should be first... Anyone want to complain..?????????? HRH obedient servant Mary Exotic Princess of the Orient..xxxxxxx

Hello Wattlers. Good to see everyone is sparking along. Our sneaky State pollies are trying to push through a Daylight Savings Bill here (3 referendums said 'No'), so p'raps I'll get to talk to someone before you all go to bed in the future. No takers for mah jong then? Free online lessons offered, bound to confuse you; only the Western Variety offered, modified by longitude 135 + local W.S.T. I've had the recent loan of one of Nefer's brothers in Another Country. Comes Highly Recommended for hanging out. Trifely wanted him back tho', so have posted him off. Let me know if he arrives safely, please, and if I put enough stamps on him. It's before the Christmas rush, so I'm not expecting any bother. I haven't got the hang of remembering evyone's names yet, so just send greetings to all old friends, and new. Bev from Perth

Hi Linga longa Lara, just crossed over from Chat, I have a daughter named Lara.

Yes, Mary, I shall be the first to complain! For a start, you never address the Queen as HRH. She is, of course, HM - Her Majesty. Oh Mary, you're such a disappointment!!!!

Hi Gloria and Bev, are you wearing your Tiarabomsadaisies, if don't have one Crazy Tiffiny's do a nice line in them. If I have sent back Mary's e-mail to you all it was because I was looking for the piccy and was clicking on to everything, oops sorry, Bev I used to play mah jong years ago quite often, had a game with some friends recently, had a bit of trouble remembering how to play but it all came back eventually, good fun. Cheers Jillx PS I have a Bazza of my own, will try and put his pickle up, that didn't sound right did it, his photo I mean. Jxlol

Hi Jill, Yes the Lions Road is on the map. There is one road that goes through Rathdowney, and the Lions Road is next to it. You turn off before you get to Rathdowney. It is very scenic, silly me forgot to take my camera. Mary, I think you have to be a Princess to get a manservant and I have no idea what you have to do to become a Princess. I think poor DIY has had her title taken off her, don't know what she did. I think I may have to go a grovel to the Queen. Maybe take a bit of bling. A gold nugget might do the trick. Gotta go and think up some dastardly scheme. Luv SuzyQ

Jillllleeeeeee!!! Quick - get out the peas and the mattresses - they're out of control and I fear they have pretensions beyond their stations.

Anyone peas in my bed and I'll make sure that Claude deals with them. It won't be a pretty sight, I can assure you!!!!

Hi Jill....what's a tiara thingummyjig? Whatever it is, I don't have one. I wear perfumes of Araby to sweeten this little hand and have a dagger in my kilt...not one to accessorise much

Girls, Bev doesn't know what a Tiarabompsadaisy is, Lew Lew will you do the honours or even Laurie. I did a big curtsy before I asked, hope no one heard,lol Jillx

Lew Are you going to take a leaf out of Jill's book and put Claude's pickle uP???

Ahhhh thank you for brightening up a v.cool wet windy day in Melbun. PMSL at you lot - who is pea-ing in HRH Lewabella's bed ?- off with their head! Suzy I lost my title - sob, sob, cause I spent too much time stuck on a roof which apparently isn't the appropriate behaviour for Royalty. (actually it was so peeps could try to differentiate between the Joods & Judes. It was supposed to make it easier - don't know if it has or not lol.) Hopefully the piccies will be done tonight - had a power blackout last night and Jon was not a happy vegemite - lost 3 hours work as the computer was rendering (?) at the time. Have to go to a niece's 11th b'day bash tonight - meatballs and spag for dinner at Bryanna's request - lol. Life is such a social whirl - lol. She is so easy to buy for - she just rings me and tells me what she wants! (and which shop is acceptable)This year its a funky new toilet bag and some earrings. got to look good when she goes on scout camp - can't be seen to have just 'any' toilet bag. She is a darling. Must away its home time! Talk to you tomorrow - have a wondiferous evening - HRH Lew and Laurie be gentle with those boys - they have to have some energy left to play with the rest of usses serfs xxx Jude

Good things come to those who wait, Anna.

Mad all mad. Told you not to touch the purple pills. ppppppp The Royal PBF's have obviously lost it completely - sad really. Wonder if it is time for the peasants to revolt???? THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!!!!! Doesn't sound quite right does it? No, thought not. The Earl is obviously no use either. Wonder if I ought to invite the knights from the castle? Then again - maybe not. ~~~~~~~~~ to the other serfs. Big sigh. Life is so difficult when the aristocracy are off their heads. Picks up the Cheshire Cat - wipes off the chocolate cake crumbs - and wanders away.

Vonny I think the Earl has gone to practise his colouring in Jillx

Vonny...us serfs are not revolting...lol And dont remind them about the knights, they hadn't thought about them. While they fight over the cousines the knights are ours.

Jude#2 did you get the boat piccy's today?? I sent them last night Vonny

Vonny if you sent them to the jrb addy Ihavn't been into the office today but if you sent then to the other addy no I didnt get them....did that make sense

Jude# Have sent you a genes PM with the addy I used :) Vonny