General Chat

I dont have a mean left hook Laurie :( I might have a lean heft mook tho - what ever it is. I didna tell ya, in one of the units two doors down from me - I think a b******* firie lives. .. Twice I've seen one walking in. Hasn't got far to walk to work - less than 100 steps. Jood

Nah Joodles, I wasna picking on you . . . I was just reminding The Earl od Oz Zex that the little blonde barcode bombshell is standing behind him in the doorway . . . teeheee L xo

Jood, Is it the uniform, whats in the uniform or the sense of the unknown. maybe you are just hot for this guy? (I like the bum's position in the uniform personally) we've got a whole staion full 500m up the street, alhtough i don't think they do light bulbs.

NOT INTERESTED in firies Fanny - started off as a joke, and I'm just playing along with it - tho I must admit I do like uniforms, military in particular. I wouldn't have a clue what any one of the firies looked like, I don't take any notice. If you were a lil ole pensioner they'd do light bulbs tee hee Make it be known, I got my 6'3' son-in-law to do it for me (light bulbs I mean) Jood

oops , delete hot. :-)) and most sincereley apologising for opening said mouth to change large feet. yvette x

It will be interesting to see who Barb takes on the next holiday she wins... Neffer or Claude..... OR,,,, THE PRINCESS OF THE ORIENT ,,.....ME.... NNAAA I can see Tony buttering up to her already... Let me make you a new bed dear.. shall we paint the bedroom..etc...etc...ham and cheese toast for lunch....... Dont tell me he isnt worried...he even offered her one of his tablets...now that is the living end... With that I will go to bed and see all you lovely mad lot on the morrow. Love Mary xxxx

Why you saying sorry Yvette ???? Cor blimey . . . if theyre HOT . . . then theyre HOT !!! teeeheeee Hope you all got your Bazza male . . . ooopps sorry Bazza mail luv Laurie

thinking i've been shouted at for implying one would perve. -as i do when they walk down the street. funny that the siren and truck don't have the seem to have the same effect. sweetest dreams all , cricket is early and i still haven't wormed out of going. nite love yvette xxx

I quite fancy the idea of an adjustable man, in oR out of uniform. Tony..you know what they say 'Go West, young man, go West'

Dont go there Bev . . . we like him just where he is thank you very much. . . . (If Barb sees me sticking up for her she might take me on hols instead of Tony heeeheeee) OH . . . and Barb, I can get you into the Qantas Lounge, plus a few others . . . . FREE champers and anything else you can to drink . . . little eaties laid on . . . Nice hot showers en route . . . L xo

haha - Bev, you trying to talk our Tony into going west, or did you want the slaves to go west??? Did you mean an adjustable uniform or an adjustable male? .. pmsl - yeah yeah I know - I took it out of context lol Jood

Adjustable -male anything is good. I'm quite flexible about these things. It would do Tony good to come West for a bit...find out how the Other Half (sorry...Third) live. Some pretty bright young birds live here...like Megan Gale. Have had Nefer's brother call in for a quickie already (see further back on the thread) He was a real charmer. Never learned his name, but I was assured that didn't matter. He hangs out real good.

Tis not her ( Barcode Barb )that worries, foresooth..but tis i. I was but just a humble man with a bundle of kids, that came a knocking at her door.( head tilted with puppy dog eyes ) She was the looooooose woman.......calavanting around the Disco floors of late night places of ill-repute, drinking liquor, laughing, ( Ha Ha ).... and sideling up to men with eeeeeeevil thoughts. Twas i that came and changed her eeeevil ways,and took her from the dark side, and made her what she is today......... a Granny........:>))) heee heee Tony Oz...:>))

Pure as the driven snow, he is! .. No, not the boys!!!!! ............. the granny maker. Jood (sneaking off to bed)

Bring Barcode Barb too, if that's all that worries you ,Tony. Sounds like she would fit in real well here. We dO have liquor and men with eeeeevil thoughts here as well, you know. Especially if you visit Kalgoorlie

Keep going Tony . . . Thats FREE champers Barb FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE (now its six Joodles and she can have as many as her little heart desires.) PS Got you heaps of Barcodes too Barb (at least TLR did) but I asked so pick me !!!

Tell your Barb you can laff in the West, too, Tony. We're not THAT politically correct. and we might be getting Daylight Saving, so you can phone home!

walks in - wow, lulu land, steam let off, some samity - maybe yeah....walks out shaking head before breaks into run...some Friday night lol

sips glass of sparkling merlot (eat heart out Mary!) still shaking head!

Well its time for me to go pick up TLR, and happy I am too . . . the weather has been just about right for a guy who goes on a harbor cruise and leaves the better half at home !! (teeheee) Catch you all later . . Nigh nite sweet dreams luv Laurie