General Chat

Not fair is it Anna? - that dratted cat - by the way you are an excellent poet / poetess wotever! .. pmsl Now what happened to Jeff & Waggy - who has frightened them away???? Thanks Tony, will look that site up in the morning, I'm soooo tired right now. Hi JA, you snuck in. ((((((((((((((to Pam))))))))))))) Bedtime. Jood

Cats never listen..Anna....hee hee An alley cat walks into the corner store, spots the cashier and asks: 'hey, got any mice?' The cashier answers: 'no.' The cat leaves. The next day the cat returns and asks: 'hey, got any mice? The cashier yells: 'NO!' The cat leaves. The next day the cat returns yet again and asks: 'hey, got any mice? The cashier is getting a bit annoyed now and shouts: 'NOOO!' and points to the door. The cat keeps his cool as usual, and leaves. The next day the cat returns and asks: 'hey, got any mice? The cashier is totally exasperated, and yells: 'Listen to me, you flea-infested feline vermin, you come into my store one more time, ONE MORE TIME, asking me if I got mice, and I'M GOING TO NAIL YOUR TAIL TO THE FLOOR!' and points to the door. The cat leaves. The next day the cat is back and asks: 'hey, got any nails? The cashier says: 'no.' 'Oh!' the cat says, 'got any mice? Tony Oz....:>)) Loved ya poem too.

Dogs have masters, cats have staff. hehe ;-)

Sorry peeps I'm still here You don't scare me! and you won't get rid of me quickly either. Now - I've been thinking (a rareity) and I think I should change my name Now I'm open to suggestions, and I've had quite a few in the past. So - I'll leave it open to you...

Jeff you will have to tell us a bit about yourself so we can think up some ideas for a name .. lol Only reason I am Jood, is that there are another 2 Judes (Flakey, and Jude DIY - which is Do it Yourself) .. If you need to know anything, just ask - either on the thread or pm. Tony - couldnt find any Baker apprenticeships on that site, but it looks a good site anyway. I'm really off to bed now - honest !!! I'm not on your staff Cat person pppppppppppppp Jood

Jood pmsl :-))))))))))))))

G'day Jeff. Nice to see you drop in mate. I'm Tony, live in Melbourne Victoria. ( Occupation ) Self Employed Contractor Born in Oz.2nd and 5th generation. Live in sin with soul mate Barb Have 5 daughters and grandad of 3 and one more grandchild on the way ( still cooking ), due in 4 weeks. Tony Oz...:>)) and occasionally...Like a drop of Amber fluid ps. If you need anything to do with Australian BDM's then let me know.

Thanks Jood Ok - I'm a 6ft 3' firefighter, currently living in Coventry. I'm blond (don't let that put you off) and I'm an expert in rescuing cats.. Nothing more to say really.

An expert at rescuing cats??? Hmmm, I'll remember that for next time lolol *sneaks off thread before she gets lynched by the Aussies* hehehe ;-pppp

Ah Jood . . . me thinks Jeff is playing with your mind . . . Good one Jeff - you fit right in How about 'Court Jester' as your new name teeeeheeee luv Laurie (with everything pink splattered all around her)

Jeff . . . I dont think you got an answer to a question before ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ is waving right at you - not btw Laurie

Joodle. ( Probably gone to bed now ) That site i listed for you, if you scroll down to the bottom, there is a 'Contact us'........ General enquiries......and you can send them Email, Mate. Tony Oz..:>))

Court jester.... hmm quite like that. I could serenade the ladies... Jester a song at twilight....

Just popping back to say Good night . . . Jester . . . slipped up there . . the choice of song gives away the era . . . teeeheeee . . . Nigh nite all, sleep well, sweet dreams luv Laurie (Princess of the Nile)

Morning everyone It has just taken more than an hour to read the thread, mustn't leave it a few days. Can I just welcome Charlotte into the world, born 24/10/6 at Maitland, daughter to my son and sister to Thomas. Will go and see her and mum on Friday. Can't wait. Can I put myself down as a maybe for the 9th December. Have a lunch to do the day before for 100 people so might be a bit k*******d. If any of my family are going Chrissie shopping that weekend might be able to grab a lift. Best wishes to everyone that has been unwell and healing thoughts to Pam and family. Have a good reunion Lara and welcome to the newbies. Leah xx

I've been sent to Coventry, Jeff...just been released. You can serenade me if you like.......... (peers around cautiously...is that Shaz around?) Warm welcome to little Charlotte, a fresh twiglet on her family tree.

Morning all, rise'n shine. Pinking (ooops Thinking) of you this morning Laurie, hope your Pink day goes off well. .. Save some party stuff for me .. lol. Good to see you back Leah, and congrats on the new baby girl. I have to hand out calendars in a shopping centre today (for a gold coin) - must have been on my mind, as I dreamt about it all night :( .. I do hope the temp doesnt get above the expectation of 35 deg :( .. that's 95 on the old scale. Woo hoooooo I actually have Fri-Sat-Sun at home :)) Must say it's quiet without Jude DIY, but she should be back on deck today?????????? .. Hmmm... wot's the holdup with the pickles from the last Melbourne meet????? .. (Jeff & Waggy - pickles are photos - it all came about when I typed pickies one day, and someone wasn't wearing their glasses, and wanted to know what pickles were .. lol) Have a great day all. Jood

Good Morning Wattlers Happy anniversary to Laurie and Ray. I hope you have a lovely day today. Jood you are up early??? What type of calendars are they?? Firies ones :-))))))))) I have got a bit of running around today firstly Danninelle has to go to dentist, got a tooth ache. and then Tamika has still got swollen glands and sore thoat so its off to the doctors today. Lara I will mention about the allergy point you made incase that is what it is. she still went to her first days work last night and really enjoyed it, her next day for work is Friday night. ((((hugs)))) and thinking of you, Pam and Trifley Catch you all after. Cheers Sue

Sue - am up at the usual time (around 6-ish), sometimes I don't post right away - depends if I am fully awake ... lol Hope the girls get better soon, Sue Laurie & Ray - happy 35th Wedding Anniversary. Wotdidyaget wotdidyaget??? Jood

Hi everyone Leah congratulaions on new addition. Welcome to the world Charlotte :-) Jood have fun with the calendars, btw if they are firies you can send me one lolol ;-ppp Laurie congratulations to you and TLR Sue hope Dannielle and Tamika will both be ok (((((((hugs))))))))))) to Pam and Trifley ~~~~~~~~~~to all an invalid Catxx