General Chat

och my pals dinny unnerston me no how!! lolololol I met Honey in chester in July....did you see her poledancing???? lolol

Yes, we got a pic of her poledancing - woodna surprise me that she did it ! lol Budgie smugglers : men's bathing costume rotflmao Jood

roflmao!!! top bonzer!!! lolololol

Thought that would make you laugh lol Jood

oh she did it alright!!!! i saw it with me own eyes!!! Lemon was at it too!!! lololol couldnt find a pole big enough to take me on it tho lmao

Perve (noun & verb) : looking lustfully at the opposite sex Spewin' : very angry Turps, hit the : go on a drinking binge Veg out : relax in front of the TV (like a vegetable) Anyway Jilly - in plain ole lingo language, I gotta go - gotta do some work - will be back later. Jood

i should really hit the sack but some funny ozzie folks keep blethering the lingo to me!!!! pmsl catch you later babe xxxx

Jilly Go to bed.. Its way past ya bedtime.. Love Mary xxx

nearly breakfast time!! pmsl i'm going!!! lololol xxxx

Arvo......:>)))) Well the Vegies are in, and now its time for a VB tablet....:>)))) Hiya Jilly. How's things mate. Hope you been well. Best way to learn Ozzie, Jilly.. is to start with the Alphabet..:>)) A - AUSSIE B - BARBIE C - CARTON D - DUNNY E - ESKY F - FOOTBALL G - GROGSHOP H - HOTTIE I - IDIOT J - JACKAROO K - KNOCKERS L - LONGNECK M - MEAT PIE N - NUMBSKULL O - OCKER P - POZZIE Q - QUID R - ROOTED S - SHEILA T - TUCKER U - U-TURN V - VEGEMITE W - WANKER X - XXXX Y - YABBIE Z - ZILLIONS Bewdiful day in Melbum.Just tipping 30c Tony Oz..:>))))

is you allowed to say the word for W??? pmsl thanks Tony mate!!!!! bonzer - och can i only use mate for a bloke...wots a word like sheila for a bloke???? pmsl

JILLY GO TO BED.. MUMMY HAS SPOKEN... BIG HUGS.. LOVE YOUR AUSSIE MUM

Fairy floss.......:>))) Tony Oz...:>))

oooooooooooo another mummy!!!! yippeeee lolololol ok i'm gone!!!! honest i am lolol x x x

Ooooooh Yes, Jilly We compliment each other daily here in Oz with Wanker. In Horstrailyer it means......an actual freedom from the Human Condition, surpassing Spiritual Enlightenment and any other Altered State Of Consciousness, and challenging all philosophy, psychiatry, metaphysics (including quantum physics with its mystic cosmogony), anthropology, sociology ... and any religion along with its paranormal theology. Discarding all of the beliefs that have held humankind in thralldom for aeons, the way has now been discovered that cuts through the ‘Tried and True’ and enables anyone to be, for the first time, a fully free and autonomous individual living in utter peace and tranquillity, beholden to no-one. Tony wanker Oz.....:>))

Gooday cobbers I'm all overcome by the hot air that's blowing off the last post! Oooh - I think I need a cup of tea, a bex and a good lie down! Anna exits fanning herself to circulate the hot air......... :>)

lol .. yes Anna, and I wonder if Jilly would know it wozza loada b*** s**** (same thing really) lol Ackshirley - wott did e say??? *screws up nose, all those beeeg words* .. pmsl Jood

I'm back!!!!!! :) *looks at last few entries on this page* Am I on the right thread???? I didn't get an email to say we are all millionaires though so are we saving that for tonight?? Lovely quiet time - cloudy and rainy but I read lots of books and J got lotsa fish!! oh yum - can't beat fresh fish. Just going to have a small glance back through the pages ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Vonny

Please explain!!!!

Hiya Vonny. Sounds like you had a great time. What sorta fish did they catch?.......love fresh fish. Nearly time to light the Barbie agin. Herb and garlic Rissoles with salad on fresh hamburger buns. Barb has just returned from shopping with Sarah and grandaughter Britney.....soooo we is gunna have a B.B.Q for tea. ( Britney told me ).....so her wish is my command...lol Tony Oz..:>)))