General Chat

Good morning, Just flying through. Busy one again today. catch you this arvo. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Vonny

morning morning morning. wind is still here but not as bad, sun's out, brill. day ahead. curtsey to all the royalty in attendance today. will have to be good again. off to do the community service, see ya later xxxxxxxxxxxxxx yvette ~~~~~~~~~~~~~( hoping thats a wave and not a raspberry)

Hi Joodles, and everyone. Haven't actually been hiding, been listening but not saying much. Couldn't resist having a go at Jamie Oliver though. Have been a bit busy lately, shipped Grace off to Malta for 6 weeks, so I'm doing the cooking, cleaning etc. A woman's work is never done, is it? Well, as you are all waking up it must be time for me to turn in. Night all, Waggy

Morning another coldie in Melbourne (no Tony I don't mean a V.B tablet) winter woolie weather again. glad you liked the North pole site Gwenda - but I didn't find the balls lol - I just listened to the carols - honest injun! Off to make OH a coffee to make sure he has enough caffeine to keep the workload up. glad you arrived safe Princeth Lolly, so pleased our welfare has been discussed with the queen - nice to know we are being looked after by the royal personages. Love the decree to Princeth Lew Lew for more doses of pretty pills - yeah! We are all going to be such happy veges - sorry vegemites!lol jude

Good morning all my little guinea pi, ooops, sorry Wattler friends. Now Dr Lew Lew has made up a very special batch of pretty pills for you all to take. Open wide, that's it, very good, swallow. They're rose coloured, so your day should be very pleasant. Bye for now HRH Dr Lew Lew xxx

Good morning Wattlers from a bright and sunny south east Qld. Yeahh I have a lovely new shinny roof on my garage .. . . they cana start on the house now untill Monday morning as the little bender guy isn't available to come bend the iron for the bullnose verandah untill later on today - they have to do it first then put the rest on top of that - so they will be back at 6am on Monday to get the house underway. I have green grass !!!!!! Haven't seen the place looking this green in years, of course that means the mower will be out working soon (as soon as I get a key to get it out of the garden shed), but I dont mind that job - as long as the ride on is working! Just use the push job up close to the house. I have been busy catching up on h ***k . . scrubbing and cleaning, Decided on clean floors to start the day . . . but silly me left the two mops out when I left last, out in the suns rays . . . one swish across the slate floor and a big mess to clean up . . both mops are now headless wonders . . . all their hair fell out !!! So off to the thriving metropolis of Jimboomba shortly to get some newies and start again. A wasp nest has fallen out of one of the greally giant gums we have here - I have seen wasps nests in all shapes and sizes, but I can't get over the size of this thing - it is nearly 2mtrs long !!!! and about 45mm wide !!! Glad I wasn't around when it fell - there would have been a lot of angry wasps about. Wishing all the aches and pains away . . . just pop those little rose coloured pills Dr Lew has dished out and ye shall have a good day !!! Catch you later luv Laurie

Mornin' all. gosh I'mall a twitter. Been recognised by MORE royal courts. Thanks H.R.H Trif.I know theres a fine line between being game or just plain self destructive but i'm not wise enough to know the difference. Morning dose of pretty pink pills dutifully swalled.OH and his four wheeled 'gopher' is/are?going with me to do the shopping. Save me a good strong one for later please Lew Lew. Its overcast here but who knows in Albany, we could have a beewdeful day. 24 forecast. Thanks to you all. Luv me

Now, Merle, you're a disappointment girl. We all know that the Princesses are known as HRH, but the Queen is to be addressed as HM - Her Majesty, lol. Please don't make this terrible error again, or else you may be in for a beheading. (mmmm, not such a bad idea ! We could do with a little entertaining, heeeeee) HRH Dr Lew Lew xxx

Just to save you the trouble Merle, I got these words for you so you can sing to us . . . teeheeee Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?? Well... You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind.. And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!! They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!!!! You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT??? I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And.. They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa, They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you pay me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds.. Huh?? Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!!! And... They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa. They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa. To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!!! To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!! To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time... luv Laurie . . . .

Arvo Wattlers.....:>)))) Started out a cold ol day in Melbum, but the sun shining now and jumpers are off as it starts to warm up. Jude DIY. Its always time for a coldie mate.......lol Well time to make me and the Mrs. some lunch, and Ham and salad rolls seems the go. Then i can get comfy and read the worlds troubles on the boards out side. A likes B and B likes G But G likes X,Y,Z. And X likes Z but dont like B but B is friends with Y.U.C Y is U dont like me too. coz that is Y.U.C so K stepped in and L broke out so i think Il'e go an av a P............:>))))) Hope everyones avin a great day, and if you aint, then sing along with a little ditty i knocked up........and hope it pus a smile on ya dial. Sung t the tune of Sleigh Bells: Just hear those Wattlers Waff-a-ling with 'bling-bling' a tingle-ing too Come on, it's lovely weather For a quick smile together with you Outside the threads are falling And friends are calling 'You Hoo' Come on, it's lovely weather For a quick chat together with you Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap let's go Let's win the Lotto We're waffling on a wonderful thread you know Giddy-yap giddy-yap giddy-yap it's grand Just holding your hand We're gliding along with a song On a cyber space fairy land The thread is nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we We're snuggled up together like Birds of a feather would be Let's take the road before us And sing a chorus or two Come on, it's lovely weather For a quick smile together with you There's a Wattlers meeting at the home of Dr.... Lew We'll drink a nice cold Chardy, and-a...... Beer ...or two We'll be singing the songs we love to sing without a single stop At the Mudgee meet while we watch the cork tops pop Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop! There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy Than the friends wev'e made on GR as the year slips by It'll nearly be like a picture print by Currier and Ives These wonderful things are the things We remember all through our lives Let's take the road before us And sing a chorus or two Come on, it's lovely weather For a quick smile together with you......:>))))))) Av a good un. Tony Oz....:>))))

Ah Tony . . . You is a clever laddie !! We are so blessed in so many ways . . . thanks all!!! luv Laurie

Tony Mate, you have missed your calling in life! PMSL

Laurie....:>))) I'm alive....and I'm greatful. Tony Oz....:>)))

I just had a look in the paddock . . . the animals need watering I think . . . . . teeheee

glad you could work out the intricacies of it all tony, i have a had a couple of looks, boy, some peeps don't need relos or the family tree to keep em going. Lew are those rose coloured pills the 'calm me down , what a great day' type? i love them going to pick up poss's vehicle from mr fixit and do a bit of food shopping. too exciting!!!! actually looking forward to cricket all weekend. hey i've just real;ised that wafflers is like checking your emails. forgot to say nice cat joan. (and a rub on the ears for ms cat if you're looking) love yvette x

Now I AM embarrassed. What a mistake to make. If it has to be a beheading could you all please put in a plea for me and let them take t'other end.. Its me 'emeroids doctor dear and me knees don't 'alf make me miserable

You'll have to be begging a little harder than that, Merle. Ask the other Wattlers. I'm not easily swayed! HRH Dr Lew Lew xxx

O'k..... back to work for me. Here's a few Chrissy songs with slight twist. Hope they bring a grin.........:>))))) Sung to the tunes of: I SAW MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS: I saw Lolly kissing TLR on the Sydley balcoonie last night. They musn'a heard me 'beep' as i drove down their street. They thought that with there blinds drawn closed that they were being discreet. GOOD KING WENCESLAS: Good Queen Trifley once looked down, On the GR Waffle In her hands she held on tight Martoonie-glass and bottle Brightly shone the Tirara that night, Empty glass was cru-el Watching over all of us Long live Trifley's ru-u-ule HARK THE HERALD ANGELS SING: Hark! the GR Judy's 'Bling', - 'Glory to the Wattlers sing'! Type and edit, paste n'copy no one wants to work all day? Joyful, all ye Judy readers Are you really Judy breeeeeders! With the' angelic cat proclaim, 'Wattle is born in GR fame.' Hark! the GR Judy's 'BLING', 'Glory to the Wattlers 'Sing' SILVER BELL'S: Lew Lew's Pills, Dr.Lew Lew's Pills Take one... and you'll feel much better Hear her sing, trust my 'Bling' and soon the pain will go away. Preety pink pills,for your cold chill's, also bright red and green, for the people with Eye-strain and Headaches Little yellow pills,for your bad Ill's there are no Bill's to pay So please take one for this Xmas day. HERE COMES SANTA CLAUS: Here comes Susy-Q! Here comes Susy-Q! Right down Susy-Q Lane! Waffling on-a thread thats filled with laughter on and on again. Hear those laughing, Giggle-Giggle O'h what a beautiful sight. So sit by the puter, and just chill out 'says Susy-Q....and.... she's right. ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE XMAS: It's beginning to look-like wev'e lost Wilson was she in the Hay? Take a look in the tractor shed, and listening once again Eating Polly waffles from our Lotto win ( grin ) WINTER WONDERLAND: Fords will win , says Sue in Tassy, in pit-stop lane, they look Snazzy A beautiful sight, Sue's happy tonight, Lowndes will win in way Downunder land. Some are Black, some are Golden, Drive a Ford, not a Holden She sings a love song, as they race along, Lowndes will win in way Downunder land. SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN: Oh! You better watch out, You better not cry, You better be quick I'm telling you why: Julie cat is lurking about! She's making a list, and checking it twice, and she's gunna pounce if the numbers are right Julie cat is lurking about! She senses when wer'e sleeping, She knows when wer'e awake. She knows just when 100 up So be quick for goodness sake! AWAY IN THE MANGER: Away in Yarrawonga, no puter for a day Our Lara linger longer who heads north in may. The caravan is packed to the brim,with the most Then Lara linger longer is off to the coast. GOD BLESS YE MERRY GENTLEMEN: God bless you Mary Syd-er-ney Let nothing you dismay, Remember that Dunolly's gold will be all yours one day To save us all from Satan's pow'r When we were gone astray; Bi-i-ig nuggets of comfort and joy,comfort and joy, Bi-i-ig nuggets of comfort and joy. DECK THE HALLS: Raise ya glass with Hz from Albury Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la 'Tis the season for us to be Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Down the hatch with merry pleasure Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la. Have another for good measure Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. RUDOLF THE RED NOSED REINDEER: You know Fluffy and Sandra And Anna down under. Yvette,Lyn,Shazz'a Jill,Vonny and Gwenda But do you reeeeecall The most'SAINEST' Wattler of all?...hee hee Rudee the red-nosed rain-beer Had a Family history nose And if you ever saw it (saw it) You would even say it glows (like a flash light) All of the other Wattlers (Wattlers) Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinochio) They never let poor Rudee Play around with there surname's When one foggy Wattlers Eve Rudee came to play He'y Rudee!!.with your Tips board site Won't you find my relo tonight? Then all the Wattlers loved him ( hee hee ) And they shouted out with glee 'Rudee the red-nosed rain-beer (rain-beer) Av another cold V.B!' Rudee the red nosed rain-beer....:>))))) ho ho ho

PMSL, just how many pills did you take????????????

Oooo a beheading - something to liven up the afternoon - it was becoming a bit dull around here (work). I'll just go get my knitting