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Dr Lew How do you blow up a Chrissy tree Pam

G'day all Welcome Deb you would not be mistaken in thinking they are all mad except MOI of course who is perfectly sane well most of the time as I do take my purple pills from Dr Lew when I am supposed to and sometimes an extra handful for good measure just to make sure lol Hope you are all feeling ok and those that have not been 100% will be in fine form by CD We are going down to Melbourne to our eldest girls Melissa and hubbie Shane pity it won't be hot though as they are now living in their new house with a lovely poo and they will be getting mostly pool toys etc for gifts Do hope I get to see my eldest grandson as he sometimes goes to his fathers for Christmas tea ,Ryan he is nearly 19 now unbelievable the time goes so fast , Before we leave on Boxing day morning we will go down to see Mary Mike's Sister the one who has survived Leukemia and the bone marrow transplant and Shingles on the Brain and then this year had to have a benign cyst removed from her spine this year she is tough little cookie and we are like sisters not sil so that will be nice,then we will be racing home so as Tiger can play golf the next day.he tells me the dr said he has to play as much as possible before the Op to strengthen the muscles around the knee oh have you heard such fibs Lol Well all my precious freinds old and new will say bye for now got to go and get Chrismas food shopping and dont know if I'll be back before the chubby fellah comes so once again all have a Safe and a Happy Christmas and let's hope and Pray for a more Peaceful Rainy New Year love Lara

Criky 4 pages since this morning.. You lot can waffle.. Welcome Debbie, I live in Sydney and you are most welcome.I am the sane one here so dont listen to the others.. They all try to make out they are sane but I can tell you they all have white coats that tie on long leads at the back,, pmsl.. Trifle Glad it is good time for you at the present and hope it continues,, Where is Rebs, I hope she is OK. Joodles have you been down to the garage yet.. Dont let sister get her hands on the other bottle..enjoy Rudee Hope you havent bended the plastic to much.. Must go so will try and get back later.. Love Mary xxxx

Deb think Vonnys been on the slops already Pmsl what the? Vonny. Jacky hardly a Chrissie name or did you just mean for 'normal times' which of course are not too many on here Deb ask Lew for a Chrissie name she's so good at it . l ove Lara

pmsl Lara, No I meant Jacky R as a 'normal' name - I think a good Chrissy name would be Christmas Crackers!!!! Should fit in quite nicely - I'm the only sane one by the way Debs - but you know that from talking to me on the other side :) cuwl Vonny

it's RAINING!!!

back from woolies, yep its raining. yvette x

just like to wish all you loverly people in the wattle club a very happy xmas peace and happiness to all for 2007 i enjoy all your threads what a pleasure to read lots of scouse love is on its way to you joyce in cold wet liverpool xxxxxxxxx

Thanks Joyce and to you too. I know, how about Debonbonair. Classy with a little christmas spirit, heeeee. HRH Dr Lew Lew xxx

Nice one Lew. :) rain didn't stay long :( Vonny Thanks for the lovely message, Joyce. Hope your Christmas is special :)

Afternoon all Just a quick note to let you know that HRH Printheth Loz has a bruck key board and can't type anything but she is reading everything............ Pam

Heeeeee, now's the time to run amoke when Printheth Loz can't respond, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good afternoon Wafflers . . . Just nicked TLR's lappy for a tick to drop a line - mine has a frozen keyboard . . . AND I THINK I KNOW WHY !!!! Last night DR LEW . . . while talking to a perfectly respectable near miss rellie in Tyne & Wear . . . I wished her a Happy year for 2007 didn't I . . and I didn't look at it before I sent it did I . . . What do you think was waving it's little head ????? PMSLing (after I appologised ) teeheee Welcome to Deb from Grafton . . . I am really a princess by the way . . . dubbed as such by Queen Trifley herself !!! Drove through your little part of the world day before yesty on my way home to Queensland from Sydney (my pretend home) I consider each and everyone of the Wattlers sane . . . its just of the world who hasn't caught on !!! 'We wish you a merry Christmas We wish you a Merry Christmas We wish the lappy wasn't frozen so I dont have to pinch his . . . best let TLR get back to work . . . Jakarta works on Saturdays . . . even if it is 2 days before Christmas! Love and wishes for good things to all luv Laurie

Gotta Yah Lew !!!! Thanks for letting the serfs know duckers . . . see you tomorrow xoxoxox

I bin out to the shops, and had lunch, and now about to go again, beggar for punishment aren't I. Deb, I have managed to get your mate Deidre to join, but it wont be till Wednesday as she is going to the mainland for chrissie. Peeps, Deidre is from (I think its) Rankine Island in Qld. Fluffy, you'll have to tell us where that is. Deb, are you gonna change your name to Debonair? The others will help you if I'm away. Hey - who let the pluddy cat take our numbers - why weren't you all looking huh?????? Jood

Blast, bother and damnations!!! Foiled again by that Printheth. *mmmmm makes note to self to up her allocation of purple pills, that'll fix her, heeeeeee*

Christmas at the Hull's Sunday night at 7:00pm Barbs girlfriend ( single mum )and disco buddy from the 80s arrives with daughter Amea ( same age as Sarah ) Seafood platter gets made up, with cocktail prawns, crab meat,Tiger prawns, and one whopping big Cray all sitting on a bed of lettuce dressed with little toms and various salads. Bottle of Ricaddona is opened and beer is poured. Sit and watch carols by candelight. Barbs girlfriend spends the night at our place as both parents are deceased.Ring my grandkids and pretend I'm Santa, and ask them if they have been good this year...ho,ho,ho Monday morning:6:00am Sarah and Amea awake and bring us coffee and breakfast.Opening of pressies around the tree and Xmas cd is playing. 11:00am Barbs girlfriend and daughter leave. Ring my children and wish them merry xmas, and listen to the chatter of my grankids tell me what Santa has bought them this year. 12:00 midday: Barbs Mum and family arrive for a full Christmas dinner with all the trimmings.After dinner sit around the Xmas tree and open family Xmas pressies. 4:30pm Have a Poppy and Nanna nap...Zzzzzzz 5:30pm Up showered and dressed, and off to Brothers house where my family and kids,grandkids, nieces,nephews (30 peeps )sit down for Tea. ( full Xmas Tea ) 7:00pm Go into brothers bathroom where i will transform ( by magic....:>)))) into Father Xmas,with pillows stuffed to make me fat and jolly.( impossible )..hee hee All kids presents put in big red sack as i wander into lounge room ringing big bell....ho ho ho ho. ( kids go beserk )and grab and claw there way to Santas bag of goodies.Santa then says: Back you rugrats...get back.....HELP!!!! Half hr later half destroyed Santa will hand out pressies when all good children are seated in centre of lounge room, Santa will then hand out pressies to kids. While they are ripping into pressies, Santa dissapears ( by magic....:>))) and now Adults sit and pass pressies around. 11:00pm Plum Pudding is served and nibblies and more pressies opened, by family, and if we are lucky we will arrive home at approx 2:00am tuesday morning....:>)))) Rudes...:>))) *official Present wrapper*

Afternoon all Looking in between vacuuming and washing floors - yuk! Sure ain't no rain in these parts though it's predicted for Christmas Day. Printheth Lolly - that will teach you - waving heads at maiden aunts!! I've seen that head! That will be her best Christmas pressy for sure! Don' tcha just luv Doctor Lew's minimalist Chrissy tree??? Welcome Deb - here are some suggestions for Chrissy names. Goosey Lucy Turkey Lurkey Rampant Reindeer ( probably better for a guy) Beautiful baubles Tangled Tinsel Oh - I could go on and on......... Queen - did ya get my message re next week??? Good luck to us all for tonight. XX Anna

Its me from over the sea or at least from tother side of oz. Hi debs. welcome i come from Albany. THE LEFT RIGHT OUT ONE I'm pretty quiet and don't say much. Watch that angel cat,she slinks in and out when you least expect her. Just remind her once in a while that Alley cat starts with an A too. Pulleeeze dont touch Dr lews purple pills. they're deadly. I speak from experience. The others are nice tho,the rainbows are terrific. AND watch how you address that Queenie. I made a mistake the very first day I was on the thread and she wanted my head! Darling Printheth Laurie led the deputation to ask for clemency and I was given a reprieve. Quite gave me the flutters for a while there so I keep my head in a safe now so noone can get at it. Hi Joyce in Liverpool and Michael from was over there. Christmas greetings to you and yours. Crickey Tassie ,your last missive took me back a bit. We used to put on concerts for the peeps in our street too. Only one I remember I was dressed as Merle Oberon. Go on all you lot ,tell me you don't remember who she was!!! anyway it was fin wasn't it? Triff, hope that rotten chemo doesn't knock you about too much Just remember we luvs ya. See, told you i dont talk much. Luv Merle

Hello fellow Aussies, My name is Deirdre and this is my first time on your message board I live on Russell Island Moreton Bay south of Brisbane. I have been invited by Jood to come chat with you guys. I am off to the mainland for Christmas so will come chat when we get home. I just wanted to introduce myself and say I hope your all and your families have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS. Be talking soon....bye. Deirdre I need a name for this board please how do I go about doing it?