General Chat

Lew What a long way to go in one day there and back..I am glad you are home safely.. You should have stayed the night somewhere.. Glad you got what you wanted,, Is it enough to get you through the cold days down there.. Have a early night and see ya ta murro Love Mary xxx

Bit hot to be trying on the Antarctic gear, Fanny, pmsl. You'll have to wait until my return from the trip. Petee (my travel partner) does have a new video camera, so that should be interesting, lol. Mary, we drive to Adelaide from here in a day (13.25 hours), so Sydney and back is no big deal. Vonny, a gal after my own heart. Terry always calls be 'Emelda McMahon' heeee. Tassie, sounds like you had a wonderful few days away. I love Wineglass Bay. As a matter of fact, I love Tasmania, although I'm told she's pretty hot in Hobart Town tonight (friends down on Constitution Dock) Poor Gong, still not well. Mmmmm, more pills for you. I have some lovely new ones - Baileys flavoured! And as for self medicating, I don't think so!!!!! That privilege is only for those with serious qualifications, like myself HRH Dr Lew Lew xxx

Lew isnt Terry going on this trip.. I thought he liked cold snow and things.. Love Mary xxx

No Mary, I'm going with my friend Pete. When I get back, Terry is going skiing in Switzerland for a couple of weeks. He does this every year and I always stay home and say that I will have a holiday by myself, but I never do, so this is the first time (in 23 years!!!) that I'm finally doing it.

Lew Switzerland is a long way to go sking.. Would it not be nearer to go to Canada or the States.. OH the plane trip I would have a sore bum before I got there , and one comming home from all the times I fell on it..LOL It is beautiful though,, You should go with him,,think of the plastic you could bend while he is skiing...OO LA LA,, the thought of it..He probably dosent mind you going to the Antartic as he knows there is no shop down there...and you cant spend the money...lol,he,he, Love Mary xxx

Mmmmmm.. *makes mental note to email Terry personally* Added by Mary in Sydney on 04/01/2007 10:50:49 *think of the plastic you could bend while he is skiing* The Snitch.

am I right in presuming the virgin is home? or is there another dobber yvette x

someone with a VB habit maybe Yvette good wishes to all - maybe time to catch up this wekend Hugs for those not travelling well Take care all JA

Aha - Miss never-pay-retail is on the prowl again I see! Well done Lew! I reckon you should have got more stuff though or you'll be spending your holidays washing your smalls! Do you need warm gear on the ship/boat/thingy or do you just need it when you're on the ice? Can you please email me the details about the wine tour - seems I've missed reading it which is nothing new for me! Would you like me to take charge of the pills Dr Lew? I have some very lovely herbs and exotic plants - most efficacious - which I could subtly blend with your medications........a cure for all ills known to man or woman! Tassy - so glad you had a lovely little holiday - and I'm so pleased you managed to walk to Wineglass Bay. Not fussed about the snake though! Vonny - you obviously don't have bunions. Old crocks like me who have bunions have to stick to very pedestrian footwear! Comes from tottering around in ridiculous stilettos when I was young and stupid. I'm very jealous of all your new shoes! ~~~~~~~~~everyone. Are you home Joodles? XX Anna

Yvette Sounds like a male to me - no woman would be worried about another woman bending the plastic! Toneeeeeeey?????? Are you travelling incognito again? :>)) Anna

Hello folks, Welcome back Jood and Laurie and Tassie and Mary ah, just all have a hug and I won't miss any one. I don't know who Sylvia and Norm are so have no Idea where they reside. Who is Sylvia what is she, that all the saints adore Her. Now go on and tell me you don;t remember that far back and I'll black your eyes for ya.Got another little ditty for ya,. Can't lay claim to it but you'll soon pick it up. Ahem (clears the throat ready to begin) Are you lonesome tonight,??does your tummy feel tight? did you bring your Mylanta and tums? Does your memory stray, to that bright sunny day-----when you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your hairline receding, are your eyes growing dim? Hysterectomy for her,and its prostate for him. Does you backgive you pain-----Do your knees [predict rain? Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight? Is your blood pressure up, yourcholesterole down? Are you eating your low fat cuisine? All that oat bran and fruit,Metamucil to boot, keeps you like a well oiled machine. If its hockey or baseball----he sure knows the score.Yes , he knows where it's at--but forgets what its for. So your Gall bladders gone, and his gout lingers on, Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight? When you're hungry he's not. When you're cold then he's hot. Then you start that old thermostat war. When you turn out the light, He goes left, you go right., then you get his great stmphonic snore. He was once so romantic, and witty and smart. How'd he turn out to be such a ceranky old fart? So don't take any bets, this ia as good as it gets, Tell me dear are you lonesome tonight. Thank you thank you thats enough applause.

??....wasn't me. I wuz on Vonnys 'change a letter thread' onestly.......you can ask her. Sumone must be using my name and number.........Grrrrrrrr... ABUSE........ABUSE. Might haffta report this. The Tony Oz....:>))))

LOLOLOL.....Little ripper Merle...hee hee. Might copy and paste that, as i reckon i could belt that out on Guitar. Tony Oz....:>))))

sneak, didn't think of checking out the poster. so sorry joodles... i just remembered when you told me where to find everyone. anyway Tony is the new virgin doubly begging forgiveness at naught presumption. good ditty merle. there's a few bits that have a familiar ring should go to bed, going fishing early before work. have a read of the most embarrassing moments thread yvette x

Aha Tony Methinks thou dost protest too much! You've got a very fast trigger finger my friend! Merle - I love that - if only it weren't so true!!!!!! Some of those barbs hit home big time! :>(( Anna

Yeah I Know. night now Merle

Merle that was great - copying for later. Nitey nite all - got work in the morning. Yvette - have fun fishing - hope you catch something Gwenda

Hey Crew.......you had better keep some of those pills for yourself.....I hear the sea can get a bit rough. You might need something to calm your tummy.....heee heee. Like the Leyland brothers......'Where are we Pete? Butter if I know Crew!' Hi Devily....glad you had a good holiday. Joodles.......ya out of the nunnery yet? Latte time Hugz Trifley X

Looked at me computer time and it said 8:41pm - I thought - whatttttttttttttttt? looked at my watch 10.41pm - whew, laptop still on Perth time.!!! I'm hooooome - and what a shock, first the light was on outside, its only supposed to go on when someone walks near it, found a note from elderly neighbour who dropped my mail in apparently, she said the light has been on since Friday night - I'd say she must have turned the hall light on when she came in, and diidn't know how to re-set it. That problem solved. Boiled milk over in microwave, mopped up :(( .. Turned all the milliads of power points on, and computer says 'No Video Input' - Damn! .. Thank goodliness for laptop. .. Check phone msgs, all from the Drs surgery cancelling my 8am appt tomorrow and rescheduling for this morning when I was in Perth :(( .. Opened first of many bills 'YOU HAVE NOT PAID THIS ACCOUNT YOUR ELECTRICITY WILL BE CUT OFF' - no it didnt quite say that, and its not really a problem. .. m sure I have paid it, but if not, it was supposed to come out of my account and they've stuffed up :(( Yes Fanny - I used to be a Virgin at Xmas time remember (tee hee), and yes, I'm home now. .. I sent you an email from Perth to ask how your spa weekend went (remember you'n Poss were going away for a *ahem* weekend???) Guess I'll tackle the rest of the bills now - the chrissie cards can wait till the morning. At least I can sleep in - since the 8am Drs appt was cancelled :)) Love Jood

sorry, slipped :-) yvette x