General Chat

Oh for God's sake, Queen, it weren't that funny. Exactly what medication have you been taking this morning? Dr Lew x

Trifley is in a heap on the ground....tears of laughter streaming from her eyes. Crawls slowly back, climbs back on chair, only to fall off again in fits of giggles. Shaz....good one :))))))

Mmm, Shaz, I wonder if I have a cure for that? Dr Lew

Very Funny!! A rabbit walks into a pub and says to the barman 'Can I have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie?'. The barman is amazed but gives the rabbit a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The rabbit drinks the beer and eats the toastie, he then leaves. The following night the rabbit returns and again asks for a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. The barman, now intrigued by the rabbit and the extra drinkers in the pub (because word gets round) gives the rabbit the pint and the toastie. The rabbit consumes them and leaves. The next night, the pub is packed, in walks the rabbit and says pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman'. The crowd is hushed as the barman gives the rabbit his pint and toastie and then burst into applause as the rabbit wolfs them down. The next night there is standing room only in the pub, coaches have been laid on for the crowds of patrons attending, the barman is making more money in one week than he did all last In walks the rabbit and says, 'A pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie, please barman'. Smiling and accepting the tributes of the masses, the barman says, 'I'm sorry rabbit, old mate, old mucker but we are right out of them ham and cheese toasties'. The rabbit looks aghast, the crowd has quietened to almost a whisper, when the barman clears his throat nervously and says, 'We do have a very nice cheese and onion toastie'. The rabbit looks him in the eye and says, 'Are you sure I will like it?'. The masses' bated breath is ear shatteringly silent. The barman, with a roguish smile says 'Do you think that I would let down one of my best friends? I know you'll love it'. Ok' says the rabbit,' I'll have a pint of beer and a cheese and onion toastie'. The pub erupts with glee as the rabbit quaffs the beer and guzzles the toastie. He then waves to the crowd and leaves.... NEVER TO RETURN!!!!!! One year later in the now impoverished public house, the barman who has only served 4 drinks tonight, 3 of which were his) calls time. When he is cleaning down the now empty bar, he sees a small white form, floating above the bar. The barman says, 'Who are you?'. To which he is answered, 'I am the ghost of the rabbit that used o frequent your public house'. The barman says, 'I remember you, you made me famous, you would come in every night and have a pint of beer and a ham and cheese toastie. Masses came to see you and this place was famous'. The rabbit says, 'Yes I know'. The barman said, 'I remember, on your last night we didn't have any ham and cheese toasties, you had a cheese and onion one instead' The rabbit said, 'Yes. You promised me that I would love it'. The barman said, 'You never came back! What happened?'. >>>>>>> >> 'I DIED', said the Rabbit. NO!' said the barman,'what from'. After a short pause............... the rabbit said......................... 'Mixin'-me-toasties'. Sorry Guys just had to add lol Shaz

Hi Trifley. I'll mix up a special concoction for you. Nothing too over the top, just eye of newt, wing of bat, you know, the usual interesting ingredients, lol. Dr Lew x

Morning All This place looks wonderful! Nice and clean for a change. I wonder if the night janitor would come and do my place? No, I didn’t think so. How are we all this bright, sunny, crisp morning? I see Dr Lew has been handing out her multi-coloured pills. Do you have any for sinus? I’d give my first born for something to fix mine. Hi Flutter, if you get the chance have a meet up with Laurie and Ray. They are great people. Don’t tell them I said that. Hi Louise and of course, the Cat person our Pommie friends. Are you all enjoying the warmer weather over there? Hi Wilson….how are the crop circles going? Have you had any rain? Jude in Melb…. You rug up today. Only 14*…that’s on the cool side. Don’t worry about Crewella, I’ll vouch for the fact that you’re sane heee heee SuzyQ thanks for the brain exercise this morning. It did wonders for me. Juggling you & Devely at the same time was funny until I got the hang of it. Jessie’s barking at the door….gotta go Trifley X

Morning Shaz. I've made up a special little tonic for you. Take 20mm now and another 20 in 2 hours and all will be right with the world. Dr Lew :-)

Morning Flutters! What medication do you require this morning? Thank you for consulting me privately, Vonny. There'll be no additional charge for that, pmsl. Dr Lew :-)

Hey there you mad lot, hows about slowing down on replys, have had to read 8 pages Morning Night Waffle Maintenance, you crazy nutter you, hope you received some nice pressys on your special day, any feedback on Dick yet lol Rebs, whats this about half sister, what am I missing?? Good God Lew, if you dont know how to do it by now youll never learn hehe messenger I mean!! Does anybody know who won the footy?? lol Hi Laurie, good hunting at the Library andhave fun with the plastic Hi Suzy Q, its just as well you werent on our train, we had to stand all the way home, very crowded oh and thanks for all info on wattlers, Good Grief these bloody QLD's are outdoing us NSWelshes on this thread even, (9 of them) you three have a great time at the Casino Hello to each and other wattlers, Trifley, Anna, Flakey, Jude, Butterfly,Lyn,Mary,Sandra,Leah,Lara,Vonny,Gwenda, sorry for all Ive missed Best get an read all of my 78 msges before Telstra has a coronary Cheers Shaz

calling Dr Lew.... you have a message

Hi ya all.........just having a bit of breakfast.after taking the kids to school......

Lunch! I'm only having breakfast! No, no! No pills thank you - nice try. Dr Lew, I think you had bettter stick to medicine not gardening cuwl. Vonny

Morning Wattlers, Bit chilly here as well, the frost is still sitting around. Laurie, when are you going to be in WA, oh and i are going for a couple of weeks in July (leaving 8th) and are spending a week in Perth. Then probably going to Kalgoolie. Maybe we could all grab a coffee Mmmmmm WA meet ? Has there been one over that way yet? Are they ready!!!! Could the westeners cope with wattlers? lol Dr Lew Md, whats with all the pill popping? red, purple, chocolate covered, Sounds a but sus. And you know that Drs don't actually hand out pills, that is left to the nurses :-)) Now who needs medicating? I have heard that there are some on the wattle thread that need a little calming down at times lol. Especially when any of them get together lmao. Ok time to check the lunch and do some of the dreaded H*******K, have a good day, keep warm. Take care Wilson

Good Morning to you Vonny. Here is an attractive lime green pill to get you on your way. Perhaps I can assist you in the gardening department. Now, you take one hairdryer and a very long extension cord, pmsl. Dr Lew :-)

Morning again :) I see Dr Lew is branching out with a UK office pmsl. Nice bedside manner dear, very smooth. mist, cloud, no sun - not many peeps in Canberry are going to be happy. Their knickers get in a knot if the sun isn't out by 10am. If it is still cloudy at 12 noon it's a national emergency!! funny lot. My pansys frozen again this morning. Hope they survive. ttfn Vonny

Good Morning Wafflers, Hope you are all well this fine morning. How are you Rebs, did you get some sleep. I downloaded a new messenger yesterday but I don't think it worked. All I am getting now is heaps of pop-ups. Knew I should have left well alone. All for poking around penii. Lew, Neville says to tell you that your friends mother may know his uncle, Bill Ward better. Neville, apparently was a very shy young boy. Yeh, and I am the Queen of England ) LOL Mary, I hope you get a buyer today, sending positive thoughts your way. Hi Princess Di (Y). Just loved the footie tales. I always call footballers Footie Bimbo's. Not much happening today so I may get stuck into FH. Bye for now SuzyQ

Ah, I see my little mauve pill has had it's desired effect. Nighty night, Louise. Dr Lew :-)

Nite Louise, pop in any time ...

Been ther 3 times Louise . Was there over Easter this year, I have a daughter in London. I love it, love all the history

I've been several times since 1984. Get country! LL