General Chat

Oooohhh Rebs, put a jacket on before you go - he might not let u out the door!

hehe!!! If it wasn't for a push-up bra putting everything back where nature intended them to be I wouldn't have been flaunting anything. lol !!! Still, at least they were my own and not a silicone job. And the OH isn't coming to the wedding.

If ya got it flaunt it ....lol it wont last forever,

rofpmsl !!! I do cover up mostly, honestly. My daughter convinced me to buy that one, and didn't give me time to say no. If the other lot hadn't have been chucked I would have been wearing an all areas covered style. Amazing what you buy when you know the MIL won't be seeing you in it. hehehehe!!! Ladylike?? thank you Jude babe, I think I can use that one. lol !!!

Rebs ,looking at the pics I thought you looked very nice....at least you were lady like enough to wear a dress...lol

Hi Shazz, that joke was so funny I had to ring my sis in Freo to tell her. Trifley how is your son? all better now I hope. We had phone probs so I've been without the internet for a couple of hours couldn't believe how many pages I had to read, made good reading though Jillx

Rebs Please wear the dress, just add some bling to draw the eyes upwards if you are worried lol - I think its a lovely dress - very understated black.! At least you will know where your OH is all the time - looking at you. jude 3

HeHe, if she does get decked by the bride, Rebs can always use the excuse, Oh, it was the little blue,red, purple, green, yellow pills that I am taking made me do it pmsl Shaz

Neck to Knee, yeah right!!! pmsl 'Cause you're shy and don't like to draw attention to yourself. OMG, maybe it wasn't you with us on Saturday, Rebs. Do you remember any of it? Perhaps someone was impersonating you. Now lay down here on this very comfy couch and tell me when this all first started. That's a good girl. Dr Lew

God I hope she doesn't where that little black number to the wedding! The bride will deck her. Lew Lew xxx

lol If I get to Mudgie think I'll be investing in one of those neck to knee get ups, complete with attached skirt. lol !!!

Oi Suzy Q, I faught you said we was friends, I jump so da you Meeeeeooowww Hey ya Rebs, you cant put the dress to the back of the cupboard, you have to wear it to the wedding, remember he he Lew will have to go and buy my board shorts and very large tank top for the pool, hehe Shaz

I'd forgotten about that little mystery, I'll bet Terry will be in fine form after having to wait so long before he could see her, I know my OH would be

Terry pays a little visit to his former wife, Flakey, to discuss her first born - the daughter who she has kept hiden for 48 years! What a pity it's the 21st of June, cause the daughter's birthday is the 23rd. Now that would have been fitting, heee, heeee, Lew Lew xxx

Okay, that's it. The dress goes to the back of the cupboard, never to be seen again. It's too erm.....revealing. lol

Oh Hi to You Shaz. Great to meet you and Rob, also. Pleased to hear you'll be at the Mudgee Meet. The weather will be hot, but that's what the pool is for. I love a good pool party. Lew Lew xxx (who's never been quiet a day in her life, heee, heee)

Whats next wednesday Lew?

Haa haaa, the Essex Girl will be getting her comeuppance next Wednesday night. Oh I wish I could be there! heeee haeee *swallows 3 green and 2 orange pills* Dr Lew

Afternoon Wattlers, Well, its Wed and im home and now trying to catch up on all replys, am starting on page 6 cause there is just tooo many pages to read thru Had a great time in QLD, wish I was still there instead of down here freezing, never mind will have to do it again next year Thanks for all the photos ladies, some great looking chicks and roosters on there, shame this old chick didnt shine, hate having my photo taken never taken a good one yet, still Ill survive, As usual a great bunch of mad hatters we are, after starting off on the wrong train Rob and I finally arrived at the station to be met by Queen Trifle and her two maids in waiting, namely Anna and Rebs What a shame I had to leave the following day to return home, after meeting all, would liked to have stayed a few extra days and gotten together again but we will all meet at Lew Lews next Feb for another crazy night of fun and revelly OK firstly Rebs before you come out in the cold baring your assets make sure you have rubbed yourself down with a bottle of vicks, then hopefully you wont catch a nasty little bug he he, hope your feeling better now though Trifley was great to meet up with you for coffee, shame I couldnt have stayed a little longer Hello Suzy Q, LOL no Im not still on the train but you could have caught the same train as us back as it stopped at Beenleigh, so we could have spent some more chatting time together, shame those blasted station callers dont get their act together and inform people of the right destination of trains, I dont think the right hand really knows what the left hand was doing with all the track restorations, no communication between such TONY, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY DEAR, Yes as usual Im late, will have to try and invest in a Lappy sos not to miss out on too much whilst away Afternoon Lew, glad to finally have met you and Terry, best of luck to Boobsies with his hearing aids, oh and you can count Rob and I in for your meet Hi Joodles, hope your all better now,shame you didnt make it to Brissy, another great bunch of wafflers, thats OK Joodles have fun in the city of Ice lol AH Lew you crack me up with your antics he he Welcome Butterfly and Mags, the only criteria for belonging to the Wattle Club is Madness so hope you qualify LOL gee Trifley I wouldnt have told anybody you lived near the Nursing Home, they might think you escaped for the day HAHA Toodles Shaz ( the quiet one) Mary, a joke for you Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Doreen that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, 'Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love gain?' Doreen agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Doreen's shoulder and said, 'Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die.' She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. 'Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?' His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, 'Listen Barry, I have to get up in the morning! You don't.'

Hmmmm, on the other hand, some parts are so genetically ingrained they're nigh impossible to be rid of. pmsl !!!