General Chat

Morning Wattlers, glad we entertained you last night, it was hysterical from this end. In the office this morning so I dont have to come back til the 13th. have a good day Jude2

Good morning to you Good morning to you Good morning dear Waffleeeeerrrrsss Good morning to you Another bewdiful sunny, crisp day on the Gold Coast. Graeme was feeling all energetic this morning and has been working on the bath since 8:30am. If he keeps going at this rate he'll have it finished in no time. We are heading off to have a birthday lunch with an old family friend then down to Tweed Heads to visit my ex-sil. She is down from Darwin with a ladies bowls group for a competition. I haven't seen her for about 4 years so it will be good to catch up. We always keep in contact by email but getting together for a chin wag will be fun. Lew Lew.....good luck with your kitten catching. Make a noise like a mother cat and you might have some luck. 29 bottles of chardy on the wall....not long to go now. Hi Joodles...don't forget your morning breathing exercise...in....out...in...out. That's the way. Have a good day. ~~~~~waves to Gwenda, Laurie, Rebs and everyone of the wonderful Wattlers. I'll be back tonight. Trifley (X^x) PS....yooo hooo....Cat...where are you? Your not working Adapa too hard are you? I'll need him back soon to help Lara pack her caravan and I don't want him worn out.

Good Morning Wattlers, have just read 4 pages from last nights shenanigans - pmsl - you lot are outrageous. Good teamwork Jude and Vonny - well done. I was busy last night drooling over Hugh Laurie - House, mmmm those blue eyes. I think trifley was doing the same lol Bit chilly in Melbourne this morning with grey skies. I love the winter when I can sit in the office with my feet being toasted by the heater. How are you this morning Jood? jude 3

Good morning Gwends, Rebs, Joodles Lew - and all those who have not made it to the puter this morning! Sad lot aren't we . . . . Since I pushed Ray out the door this morning I have had a most successful time following up a link from GR member on Hants wills . . . think I have found 4 of my family . . . best step now would be for Ray to send me over for a couple of weeks so I can get among em' . . . in my dreams, . . . well maybe after Sat Lotto draw I will make the bookings!!!! The lovely Ray had half his office home last night, catching up on things that needed doing, time differences make it a necessary evil some times. . . anyway he walked out the door with his trolley loaded up this morning and poor bugger - 'Lift no workie' - 7 floors later he rings to say someone had jammed a newspaper in the doors on the ground floor . . . not a good way to start his day! We have a lot of grey cloud hanging over the bay this morning, with the sun trying hard to break through. Officially the first day of winter, but I think it has set in early this year! There are only two giraffes with their heads up, suprisingly there are lots of little boats out at the heads, so the fish must be about. Rake tractor man has been along and cleared the beach, though there are not so many footprints around at this time of year. Whale watch out on the heads have already spotted a few on the move, so we will probably go sit with eyes glued for a while on the weekend. Hope you all have a lovely day . . . will leave you with a little math to brighten up your day . . . . LIFE MATHEMATICS: Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. _____________________________ LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ____________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. cheers luv Laurie

Wasn't me Lew Lew, I just happened to be there at the time! Jood

Too late for Rebs .. I was just going to say maybe rebooting last night might have solved the problem. .. I always say 'when in doubt, reboot'. Hi Gwenda, yes, the Wattlers keep me going, I am thoroughly bored otherwise. Skies are greyish outside, dont know if that means rain later, or not .. a bit too early yet. Jood

Morning All and good morning Gwenda. I haven't been about to get close to the kittens - yet! I am very patient. I must catch them, so they will be looked after properly. Now, what the dickens were you lot on last night. We had a couple of friends over for dinner and I log on this morning to find that you've all gone completely potty, pmsl. Wonder what people think when they look in on us? Probably glad they sent us to Australia, lol. Thanks for the Lotto, Trifley and Tony. Ooo, $27M. We'd all be very well off then, wouldn't we! Minus 2 here this morning, but now the sun is out, the frost should dry up pretty quickly. 29 SLEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope you all have a wonderful day. Lew Lew *wanders off mutter 'what were they taking last night'*

Morning Jood, you just caught me, I was about to log off. Not sure what the problem was. I ran AVG, ad-aware, reset the puter and it was still slow. So I defragged, reset and still no better. The pages on GR weren't loading, the little hourglass wouldn't disappear and I couldn't refresh anything. Don't know what the prob was but it seems to be fine this morning. Anyway, I'm off. Have a great day babe, and take care. love Rebs x

Morning wafflin' Wattlers, 7 pages to catch up on and after last night's shenanigans you're all tucked up in bed catching up on your sleep by the looks of things. Up at 5.30 this morning to find it drizzling - yyyaaaaayyyyy - wet stuff at last. Off to hairdresser this morning and a bit of retail therapy - like I need more time in a b****y shopping centre after 8-1/2 hours yesterday. Still like Lew I don't have too many more Wednesday shifts Lew Lew - a woman after my own heart - have you been able to get close to the kits or do they run off until you've left the food. Our 3rd cat is getting quite fat - wonder why - she ate half a can of food this morning - much to the disgust of Saddie & Ginger - mine will be fading away to a shadow while she gets fatter and fatter - lol Joodles - glad to hear you're on the mend. Pop a few multi-vitamins and lots of fluid. Laughter is good too and you get lots of that with this mad lot - bad luck it starts you coughin tho Have a great day everyone - catch y'all ron Gwenda

Don't remind me Rebs lol

Your pc ok Rebs ... what wuz wroong with it? Jood

9 sleeps peeps !!!

Hi to the maddest bunch of funny peeps anyone could ever find. A big one 5000....yaaayyy Jude & Vonny. I just yelled out to Graeme that it had gone off and he said...'Those people need a life'.Huummph what does he know? I quickly caught up on 6 pages of waffle and giggled all the time I was reading it. Belly dancing, lost chooks, burnt saucepans, omg what a variety of topics pmsl. Graeme got the bath into the hole (it weighs a ton!) and started building the rock garden around the sides. Work progresses....can't hurry things like this. I got a few extra lines for the Lotto this arvo. I found some loose change at the bottom of my bag so I thought I'd put it to good use. We now have a few more chances at the big one. I'm off to bed now....sleep well you lot. love Trifley (X^x)

There coming to take you lot away haha hehe to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats cos they're coming to take you awaaaaayyyyyy . . . . Thanks for the entertainment girls, the lovely Ray is quite concernd as he heads for bed . . . I think he worries when he sees me laughing myself silly over the lappy!!! Well another day is done, its chilly outside, but the lights of the city and the lights around the water do look lovely. Thanks for the Lotto Wine oh, Nefer & Tony . . . . a win would be good this week wouldn't it You got to have a dream, If you dont have a dream how you gunna make a dream come true! Dont you just love South Pacific . . . must dig the DVD out and watch it again . . . for the 300th time !!! Off to clear the mailbox before I turn in cheers luv Laurie

I can't believe you lot of nutters just read five or six pages of absolute twattle (new word) and pmsl love you all ,talk to you tomorrow if I can get on here troubles galore with both putors boo hoo hope yours is ok Rebs goodnight Lara

Sticks head in the door........... Develops a nervous twitch,,,,, Backs out screaming.... OMG - you lot are absolutely bonkers!!! Maybe everything will be better in the morning. XX ( I think) Anna

Hi and GOODNIGHT Shaz

Dunno about Nefer Jude, he is hers, but she already has two brothers out on loan. .. Bit worried about the one Cat has, she's had him a few days now. .. And bit worried about Lew lew's too, all her girlfriends fawning over him and touching him. There must be at least one more brother left for you Jude? Jodo

Thanks Tony and trifley. Jood shes not getting near my keyboard...lol On second thought ...if she sends Nefer....... think its time to veg in front of the telle see you all tomorrow, have a good night Jude2

Oh I lurrrrrrrrrrrv ya singing Tony. I think Trifley was practising breaking up little squares of polly waffles for her keyboard the other day. ... *scratches head* dunno why .. maybe she was gonna save them for the 5000 winner?? Jood