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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 6 Feb 2006 10:22

Farting, snoring, testicle scratching....................but the worse one is............the fact that they're still breathing!!!!!!!!!!! Can you tell I didn't get much sleep last night due to OH snoring! LOL

Unknown

Unknown Report 6 Feb 2006 10:20

PMSL Gwen - Get a cork and shove it where the sun dont shine!! ;o)))) x

Poolmaster

Poolmaster Report 6 Feb 2006 10:10

well from a blokes point of view i have to say that none of us can understand how you lot dont find toilet humour absolutely hilarious! there is simply nothing funnier than a good fart gag! lol!

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 6 Feb 2006 09:41

cor aaron soon cares when i start kicking him for snoring!!! I dont mean to be basty but thats one thing i HATE being woken up badly, if its with a kiss then im all smiles but if its him snoring then he gets a BIG kick...lol xxx

Deanna

Deanna Report 6 Feb 2006 09:40

O.M.G................ Elaine, I snore too!! Tip from Deanna. DON'T wake him up and tell him he is snoring!!!!! HE doesn't care!! LOL Deanna X

Joy *The Carlos Cutie of Ilson*

Joy *The Carlos Cutie of Ilson* Report 6 Feb 2006 09:28

Definitely a bloke thing. My OH does exactly the same and traps my head under the covers. It's even worse when he starts snoring, sounds like he's cutting a forest down. MEN!!!!! Joy

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 6 Feb 2006 09:08

well OH does it and then traps my head under the covers...he says it will help my asthma.....how funny (idiot lol) xxx

Lisa

Lisa Report 6 Feb 2006 09:03

OH says its gravity - wind works its way down as he sits up first thing in the morning, so then he has to fart! I say its a bloke thing Lisa

Little Lost

Little Lost Report 6 Feb 2006 08:29

yep I think it must be the norm and now my teenage son is contributing to the aroma Gloria

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 6 Feb 2006 08:25

Put him on a desert island with my hubby, who snores like a boar. (I love him really) Elaine x < with matchsticks holding up eyelids...>

madammorg

madammorg Report 6 Feb 2006 07:12

my oh is the same, but i am not allowed to do the same which i find very unfair. not that i want to be as blatant as that, but it is a natural thing especially as i am veggie! lol. tina X

Our Em

Our Em Report 6 Feb 2006 07:07

I think its a standard Bloke thing gwen! lol

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 6 Feb 2006 07:06

Okay i give up.!! he's just got up ,morning i say.............. he farts nice isn't it he gos to bed an farts stinks the bedroom out errrrrrrrrrrrr okay i will delete this in a little while just had to tell somone are all blokes like this,,,or i just got the duff one