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Men and Menstrual Cycles (joke)
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DIZZI | Report | 1 Feb 2006 17:27 |
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Hey Bec Dont forget hot flush in summer Perfick time to kill men When he askes stupid questions like are you warm when its minus 3 outside and you have every window open,,, To him well if your cold ,, so what,im not wanna make something out of it |
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Deb ( Steel City) | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:36 |
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PMSL, hit the nail right on the head there. LOLLOLOL |
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Bec | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:28 |
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*steps back from Jeanette VERY VERY slowly...* lol |
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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:27 |
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Well it is getting dark!!!!!!! Do you want to make something of it? May I just warn you that it's not a good week to start!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL |
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Bec | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:26 |
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Good evening (!?!?) Jeanette! :0) xx |
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}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:24 |
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Evening Bec! This was sent to me by Otley Sue and made me laugh my socks off! lol 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES' 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'. 8 You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9 You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. |
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Glenys the Menace! | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:13 |
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IT'SVERY GOOD, ALRIGHT ??!!!! Only joking. No, really, it's very funny. And the other joke added later. x |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 1 Feb 2006 16:11 |
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LMHO :0)))))) |
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Lindy | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:56 |
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Pmsl.... ;-))) |
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Unknown | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:36 |
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Man and Woman in a pub and the Man says to the Woman can I see you home, she says, well no thanks not tonight I am on my Menstraul cycle, and he says, thats ok I will follow you,I have my truck outside. M. |
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WhackyJackieInOz | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:27 |
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To Add to that Bec. When she is going through the change of life she wishes the cricket ball was jammed down his throat too cos anything he says is wrong. Believe me I have been there lol. But we get over it thank goodness. Regards Jackie |
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Unknown | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:24 |
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*realises he's on the wrong thread, turns round and leaves quickly...* |
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Rachel | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:22 |
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rofl to true!!!!!!!! |
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Bec | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:21 |
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A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features and when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a cricket stump jammed up his a***! |
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Bec | Report | 1 Feb 2006 15:21 |
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