General Chat

There once was a young lady called Bec Who wanted to give a certain man a peck But she felt all meek and mild Like an innocent child Then suddenly decided 'What the heck...!'

Its not that clean tho' There was a young woman from Hitchin who was scratchin' her **** in the kitchen her mother said '`Rose, it's the pox i suppose' she said b*****ks and finish yer knittin' When I were a lass and introduced my beau to all my family at the boxing day knees up (I mean soiree) all the adults did a turn on the mic (ooh er) my beau thought I know and said this limerick!! Kaz Sorry Roxanne

Vinegar Bill from over the hill He never worked And he never will He would rather have a pint Than a gill. That is one my FIL used to tell the kids don't know if he heard it somewhere or made it up. Germaine x

There was a young woman called Mary Whose feet were incredibly hairy She stared at her toes Said 'I don't know why it grows- But socks I don't have to wear me!'

There is a young lady named Mandy Who thinks it would be rather handy If her rellies were found, But they've all gone to ground, So she sits reading Beano and Dandy.

There was an old woman called Mag Who said she was hunting a shag Not as you heard - It's a black and white bird.. (She kept that bit quiet for a gag!) Ooops will try and do better!

I always liked the: There was a young man from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass grew out of his **** and his ***** were covered in weeds Rude I know, but I like it.

Roxanne, I just make it up as I go along! LOL CB >|<

C.B, Very good, I had to pinch someone elses!!lol

There was a website called GR Which helped find ancestors of Pa. When I got in touch, Some said, 'Thanks very much!' But I don't know where all the rest are!

Submitted By: Noam Kuzar There once was an old man of Esser, Whose knowledge grew lesser and lesser, It at last grew so small He knew nothing at all, And now he's a college professor

Clean ones please!!lol