General Chat

Top tip - using the Genes Reunited community

Welcome to the Genes Reunited community boards!

  • The Genes Reunited community is made up of millions of people with similar interests. Discover your family history and make life long friends along the way.
  • You will find a close knit but welcoming group of keen genealogists all prepared to offer advice and help to new members.
  • And it's not all serious business. The boards are often a place to relax and be entertained by all kinds of subjects.
  • The Genes community will go out of their way to help you, so don’t be shy about asking for help.

Boards

Quick Search

Single word search

Tools

Findmypast DNA Banner

Icons

  • New posts
  • No new posts
  • Thread closed
  • Stickied, new posts
  • Stickied, no new posts

CHEEKY JOKE... (dont read if easily offended)

Login to Add Reply Watch This
ProfilePosted byOptionsPost Date

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 14 Jan 2006 20:23

.

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 14 Jan 2006 20:23

.Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had terrible Compulsion. He had an urge to stick his willy into the pickle slicer. His Wife suggested that he should see a S*x therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong. Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my willy into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't.' 'Yes, I did.' 'My God, Bill, what happened?' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh...she got fired too.'

Daniel

Daniel Report 14 Jan 2006 20:29

%3A-%29 I like the way you used * as if that was the most shocking part of it all %3A-%29

~♥ Daisy ♥~

~♥ Daisy ♥~ Report 14 Jan 2006 20:31

LOL! Daisy

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 14 Jan 2006 20:33

Ah Dan, I copied it the way it was sent to me via email, I changed the word willy from £$%* !!!!!!!!!! LOL E x

Daniel

Daniel Report 14 Jan 2006 20:34

Oh good heavens! *faints* Maragret, get me my smelling salts!

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 14 Jan 2006 20:35

chloroform for MR Longman......... E x :o)) MARGARET !!!.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.>.> >.>.>>.>.>.>YES ???

DIZZI

DIZZI Report 14 Jan 2006 21:48

BRILLIANT.....................MORE PLEASE

Researching:
FINCH+LOCK+WEAVER+HALES+BROOKINGS+MANSFIELD+HOOK+TITCHENER and STEVEN & ISRAEL WEAVER c1735

Malcolm

Malcolm Report 16 Jan 2006 15:15

did you know the german for the word virgin is fitz nicentite

Unknown

Unknown Report 16 Jan 2006 15:23

Hope you dont mind, just copied this and sent it to my email list, liked it alot.

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 16 Jan 2006 15:45

Malcom whats that got to do with the price of fish ?? Elaine x :o))

John

John Report 16 Jan 2006 20:40

Malcolm - tell the truth - it's 'Jungfrau' lol.

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom

ஐ+*¨^¨*+e+*¨^¨*+ஐ Mildred Honkinbottom Report 16 Jan 2006 20:43

What are you men like ???? lol ! Elaine x :o))