General Chat

what do you call a man with a gull on his head? .. Cliff. what do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head..... beartrix. what do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head, playing snooker? .... Beartrix potter. what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?... russell. what do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?... still no eye deer. sorry te he deb :-)

**shakes head at Deb**

oh I need help...almost chuckled then...fuff XX

and theres more if you want............... deb :-))))

have you thought of going on stage deb

Oldies but goldies Deb LOL Go on then - give us some more :-)

Oh dear.... weren't you raised better than that? he he

Man walking down the street falls over. Passerby says Have you hurt yourself. No says the man. Just trying to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket. (so whose joke was that Christine in Edinburgh)?

Oh these are so bad...lol please stop or at this rate i will be desperate for a wee...that will teach me to let my son ply me with lager , lol

ok here goes....... and no i wasnt brought up better, clearly i was dragged up :-) what do you call a man with a spade on his head?....... Doug. what do you call a man without a spade on his head? Douglas. what do you call a man laying in the gutter?....dwaine. what do you call a dinasaur (spelling) with no eyes? Do you think he saw us. (say it quickly) thats it..... so ok i am bad but i do make people smile deb :-)

ROTFLMAO...... ... at Rick's face not the jokes! :0) xx

foxy junior. lol I like that, perhaps you could join me. deb :-))

lol oh dear F. :-)))