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Men Never Listen!
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Jan 2006 14:37 |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Jan 2006 14:37 |
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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed his predicament. Sir, she said, 'You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.' He did what he needed to, and then, as he sat there, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP, and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if he touched them? He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving care. when the powder puff completed its work, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him. 'What happened?' he exclaimed. 'The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button.' The nurse replied, 'The button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow.' Men Never Listen |
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Merlin | Report | 6 Jan 2006 14:41 |
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Nice one Steedie.PMSL. But they do listen,just tend to ignore. Hal. :o))))> |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Jan 2006 14:42 |
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selective hearing isnt it Hal? hehe xxx |
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Merlin | Report | 6 Jan 2006 14:48 |
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Yes,and painfully obvious. just the thought brings tears to my eyes. Hal. ;O(())> |
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♥Julia♦from♦Liverpool ♥ | Report | 6 Jan 2006 15:26 |
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pmsl!! Julia |
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Unknown | Report | 6 Jan 2006 15:49 |
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Ouch!!!!! |
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Phoenix | Report | 6 Jan 2006 16:19 |
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Brilliant - do you mind if I copy and email it to some friends? They do sort of listen you know - just don't seem to register it properly, too much space between the ears me thinks ;-) Kaye x |
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Stephanie | Report | 6 Jan 2006 16:25 |
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of course i dont mind hun....i got this off an email xxx |
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marie from stoke | Report | 6 Jan 2006 16:34 |
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Nice One!! pmsl Marie |
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Cool breeze | Report | 6 Jan 2006 16:38 |
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What did you say? Micheal. |
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InspectorGreenPen | Report | 6 Jan 2006 17:57 |
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Absolutely Brilliant, I first heard that when I was at school in the 1960's but it never fails to raise a smile. |
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Granny | Report | 6 Jan 2006 18:00 |
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Now that one I like. Granny |
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