General Chat

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Old is when the girl working behind the bar looks about 12 to me. Old is when the coppers look to young to trust and look like they should be hanging round street corners with spray cans. Old is when teachers look the same as the students. Old is going to a club and remembering the hit the first time round. Old is when you think its a belt but its actually a skirt. Old i when you hear yourself sounding like your mum and saying Well were never allowed to go out looking like that/ out that late etc etc Old is when your girlfriend says 'Lets go upstairs and make love' and you reply ' Honey! I cant do both!' Old is when 'getting lucky' means finding your car in the parking lot Old is when going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face There must be loads more of these guys, post your best!

people say that you're old! lol

They keep asking me at the supermarket, do I need a packer when I only have 6 items. lol Jennifer

Old is when you see your children have aged but you still see a 16yr old starring back at you in the mirror

LOL Methinks My Ladies do mistake the signs of wisdom, knowledge and maturity for something that should be cast away without value.................. You are worth so much more.!!!

when you find yourself saying you just want a nice sit down and a cuppa :-))

Old is when you try on a coat and see your mother in the mirror looking back at you Anne!

old is when teenagers go out for the night when your coming home

I answered to the door to a relief postman this morning, and he called me 'Madam'. Must make a note not to open the door in future before applying 'face'. >*|*<

... when you realise you're old enough to be Daniel's Grandma! LOL

You catch a glimpse of a miserable old moo in the shop window ,& realise its YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! Shirley

when you get grey/white hairs in places that you never thought would go grey/white :-))