General Chat

I've just come back from work (in a freezer) I'm often asked if it is cold working in there , one day i will answer that''No, of course it isn't, Its a hot freezer''- Do they really expect me to answer with anything BUT yes? (no,I dont get cold , i wears about 6 layers and you do adjust) Jess

my husbands a retired postie what used to annoy him he stand there dripping wet waiting for them to sign for something and they would say are you wet postman eileen

I work in a greengrocers that also sells a few flowers. I usually kneel down on the floor to wrap flowers/fill lower shelves etc. The comment is always the same 'Say one for me while you're down there'. And I'm always being called Flower; little fruit; little pumpkin; little plum etc etc etc. Yaaaawn!

True Paul. Its not just the postie's that get it. I'm in the outdoor awning,and indoor blinds manufacturing and installing business. I often go to peoples homes to Install them myself. When i knock on a householders door, and a young child might answer it, i get......Mum/Dad....the BLIND mans here. I usually get back........O'h,well watch he dosent trip the step, and get some water for his guide dog. Tony Oz :>((

Hi Paul, I work in a library and apparently all I do all day is tell people to ssshhhhhhh !!! Maz. XX

Another Postie one... I see you got the sack again!!

Waitress ..... carrying 4 or 5 plates of steaming hot food in hands 'Now clap your hands' ..... followed by everyone on the table falling about Lisa xx

lol Sandra, kind of a halfway house eh?

you mean it isn't Gwynne? just kidding :-)

Teaching - 'Your job's all holidays. isn't it?' Gwynne

Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and white cat...this is usually some kid who's trying to impress his mates, and of course is seeking a response.. If it's bills you can keep them ha ha ha!! Good job mate, better than walking the streets eh? guffaw!! I wish I had your job!!! (This one is seasonal, only heard on warm, dry , sunny days..never in the winter when you're freezing cold and soaked to the bone)

Do you get people making the same comment about your job day in and day out? It's like water off a ducks back to me, but the people that say it think it's so original and humorous and expect you to fall into a heap of uncontrollabe laughter..Here's a few of mine, be interesting to hear yours..