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a cautionary tale

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Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 13:55

for all the gentlemen in the room (bear with me a moment)

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 13:59

I met my wife for lunch today, and she seemed in remarkably good spirits considering I knew she'd had a busy morning at work. She then explained that whilst she was standing outside her office building waiting for me to arrive, a gentleman of 'advancing years' was walking down the street towards her. She noticed that he was paying a little too much attention to her cleavage. In fact, so much so that he tripped and almost fell over. So the moral of the story is... be careful of your footing whilst ogling !!

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:01

No sympathy for him....ogling is dangerousxx

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 14 Sep 2005 14:02

Bet she has made an old gentlemans day, lol

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:07

Oh Meercat very nice xx

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:07

LOL, you men never learn eh!

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy

Small but Perfectly Formed Wendy Report 14 Sep 2005 14:07

PMSL...Meercat never thought of that, best wear trousers from now on, lol

Cool breeze

Cool breeze Report 14 Sep 2005 14:11

I you weren't so good looking, we wouldn't suffer so much pain. Micheal.

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:41

meercat I hadn't thought of that, she was wearing a skirt lol

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:44

been married too long, she's beaten it out of me (I could rephrase that but I won't)

Daniel

Daniel Report 14 Sep 2005 14:44

Are you sure? He may have had arthritis or something causing him to topple and was looking at her for assistance? What? It could happen :-)

~♥ Daisy ♥~

~♥ Daisy ♥~ Report 14 Sep 2005 14:46

Paul My dad knows all too well the dangers of ogling. On his first day as a young policeman in the Met he was mesmerised by a stunning young lady, walked smack into a lamp-post and knocked himself out!!!! Never lived it down! Daisy

Unknown

Unknown Report 14 Sep 2005 14:59

Oopsy! Great for Sharon's ego though pmsl! Mandy :)) x