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WOMEN ARE SOOOO CLEVER!
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Anne from Scotland | Report | 24 Aug 2005 11:47 |
Trust a woman to work out the EASY way............... 11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter--ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.... |
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Julie | Report | 24 Aug 2005 11:51 |
Pmsl...very clever!! |
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Poolmaster | Report | 24 Aug 2005 11:52 |
bet the woman had to clean up the mess though! lol! |
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Anne from Scotland | Report | 24 Aug 2005 11:58 |
Paul I never thought of that - they probably did!! Annexx |
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¨*:·.Susiebabes.·:*¨ | Report | 24 Aug 2005 11:58 |
no Paul because they were hovering over the sea!! x |
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.•:*:•. Devishly Angelic Juliecat & Panda..•:*:•. | Report | 24 Aug 2005 12:38 |
Just goes to prove what we women have known all along. We are clever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :0))))))))))))))))))))))) Juliexx |
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ChrisofWessex | Report | 24 Aug 2005 14:14 |
This was on a birthday card I bought for a friend a few months ago - I couldn't resist it! Ann |
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WhackyJackieInOz | Report | 24 Aug 2005 14:18 |
Hi Anne I just loved it well done Regards Jackie |
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Simon | Report | 24 Aug 2005 14:34 |
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.' |
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HeatherinLeicestershire | Report | 24 Aug 2005 14:37 |
Simon, I have seen that before, makes me laugh everytime :) Heather |
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¨*:·.Susiebabes.·:*¨ | Report | 24 Aug 2005 14:37 |
very good Simon!! X |
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Joy | Report | 24 Aug 2005 17:35 |
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