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Quotes if anyone needs any.

'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.' ~ Jack Handy WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. *************************************************** 'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.' ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

PMSL Nana!!!!! :0) Joan xx

And there's more... '24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.' ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. *************************************************** 'When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!' ~ Brian O'Rourke WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. *************************************************** 'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.' ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

im not drunk ive only ad A glass i dont make sense normally, so dont blame the wine

Is that right Dee? Julie don't spill any on my thread! LOL And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: 'Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.' WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. Anna

LOLOL! Anne that's a good one. Anna

PMSL Anne Anna :-)

very good anna, but my concentration is poor, explain in shorter paragraphs pleeeeeeese, who told you i was prone to spilling stuff too?

Sorry Julie Anne - thought it was common knowledge (oops). Have broken the last one up for you - any better?! LOL Anna

thanks anna your too kind to me

Thanks for the laughs Anne. Think I best put the bottle down now as I'm seeing double!!

hiya anne, and thanks pmsllllllllllllllllllll, you are a star zzzzzzzzzzzzzxxx