General Chat

Unbelievable! Just look -

Q Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarian Section’ A The caesarian section is a district in Rome Q How can you delay milk going sour? A Keep it in the cow Q Name the four seasons A Salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar Q Use the word ‘diploma’ in a sentence A The pipes were leaking so my dad called diploma Q Use the word ‘information’ in a sentence A Geese sometimes fly information Q Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence A Hands that judicious can feel soft as your face Q What are steroids? A Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q What does the word ‘benign’ mean? A Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q What is a seizure? A A Roman Emperor Q What is a terminal illness? A When you are sick at the airport Q What is the fibula? A A small lie Q Where was the Magna Carta signed? A At the bottom Q Which English King invented the fireplace? A Alfred The Grate Q Who succeeded the first President of the United States? A The second one Q Why does history keep repeating itself? A Because we weren’t listening the first time Q Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? A Because he was dead Q Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? A Because there were so many knights Q Use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence A I had a coat with nine buttons, but I could only fascinate Q When did Julius Ceasar die? A A few days before his funeral Q Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich A Because the poor didn’t have anything worth stealing

And your point is CB? You cannot argue with them!!!! Seem quite sensible to me.......... Deanna ;-D)

Brilliant, best laugh I've had for ages (apart from Grampa Jim's latest thread that is!!)

C.B I thought my exam papers were confidential? And I am sure I destroyed them!! LOL!! Maz x ;0)

Deanna, I said 'Unbelievable' because I thought I was the only person who gave answers like that to exam questions (only in school ones, though, not 'proper' exams). Now I find Maz did the same - must have copied me! ;>))) LOL CB >|< XX

Ha ha CB..........I did not realize they were YOUR exam papers!!!! Sue them girl.............. Deanna :-D)

CB, Brilliant, so funny, Cheers Pat x

Thanks CB, these have made my Friday afternoon! Jack x

Love it!

CB I was only being funny when I said that. BUT now that you have admitted it............ MAZ and CB..........in the corner, you've been copying again! Deanna ;-0)

Good one C.B. :))