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Daft answers to exam questions

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Unknown

Unknown Report 20 May 2005 13:20

Unbelievable! Just look -

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 May 2005 13:21

Q Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarian Section’ A The caesarian section is a district in Rome Q How can you delay milk going sour? A Keep it in the cow Q Name the four seasons A Salt, pepper, mustard & vinegar Q Use the word ‘diploma’ in a sentence A The pipes were leaking so my dad called diploma Q Use the word ‘information’ in a sentence A Geese sometimes fly information Q Use the word ‘judicious’ in a sentence A Hands that judicious can feel soft as your face Q What are steroids? A Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs Q What does the word ‘benign’ mean? A Benign is what you will be after you be eight Q What is a seizure? A A Roman Emperor Q What is a terminal illness? A When you are sick at the airport Q What is the fibula? A A small lie Q Where was the Magna Carta signed? A At the bottom Q Which English King invented the fireplace? A Alfred The Grate Q Who succeeded the first President of the United States? A The second one Q Why does history keep repeating itself? A Because we weren’t listening the first time Q Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon? A Because he was dead Q Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages? A Because there were so many knights Q Use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence A I had a coat with nine buttons, but I could only fascinate Q When did Julius Ceasar die? A A few days before his funeral Q Why did Robin Hood only rob the rich A Because the poor didn’t have anything worth stealing

Deanna

Deanna Report 20 May 2005 13:48

And your point is CB? You cannot argue with them!!!! Seem quite sensible to me.......... Deanna ;-D)

Lynne

Lynne Report 20 May 2005 13:50

Brilliant, best laugh I've had for ages (apart from Grampa Jim's latest thread that is!!)

Maz from Cornwall

Maz from Cornwall Report 20 May 2005 13:55

C.B I thought my exam papers were confidential? And I am sure I destroyed them!! LOL!! Maz x ;0)

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 May 2005 14:01

Deanna, I said 'Unbelievable' because I thought I was the only person who gave answers like that to exam questions (only in school ones, though, not 'proper' exams). Now I find Maz did the same - must have copied me! ;>))) LOL CB >|< XX

Deanna

Deanna Report 20 May 2005 14:01

Ha ha CB..........I did not realize they were YOUR exam papers!!!! Sue them girl.............. Deanna :-D)

Pat

Pat Report 20 May 2005 14:58

CB, Brilliant, so funny, Cheers Pat x

Jack (Sahara)

Jack (Sahara) Report 20 May 2005 15:06

Thanks CB, these have made my Friday afternoon! Jack x

Unknown

Unknown Report 20 May 2005 15:10

Love it!

Deanna

Deanna Report 20 May 2005 16:13

CB I was only being funny when I said that. BUT now that you have admitted it............ MAZ and CB..........in the corner, you've been copying again! Deanna ;-0)

Chris Ho :)

Chris Ho :) Report 20 May 2005 18:51

Good one C.B. :))