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Ever wanted to not see someone for days?

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PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 13 May 2005 11:14

:O)

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 13 May 2005 11:15

A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days??!?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!' Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

Bec

Bec Report 13 May 2005 11:17

LOL Good one Diana! xx

Joy

Joy Report 13 May 2005 11:18

:-) Joy

~Little Ray of Sunshine~

~Little Ray of Sunshine~ Report 13 May 2005 11:19

Nice one! :-) c x

Unknown

Unknown Report 13 May 2005 11:22

That was sooooo funny LMHO Julie xxx

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 13 May 2005 11:23

Brilliant Diana! Dx

Jack (Sahara)

Jack (Sahara) Report 13 May 2005 11:23

just what he deserved lol Jack x

Pat

Pat Report 13 May 2005 11:46

LOL. Good one Pink :-) Pat x

~♥ Daisy ♥~

~♥ Daisy ♥~ Report 13 May 2005 12:18

Like it! Daisy

Stephanie

Stephanie Report 13 May 2005 12:19

LOL x

♥Julia♦from♦Liverpool ♥

♥Julia♦from♦Liverpool ♥ Report 13 May 2005 12:48

lol loved it :~)))) Julia