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Male working conditions (somewhat risque but funny

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Andy

Andy Report 6 Apr 2005 16:01

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Andy

Andy Report 6 Apr 2005 16:01

I, the p3nis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: · I do physical labor · I work at great depths · I work head first · I do not get weekends off or public holidays · I work in a damp environment · I don't get paid overtime or shift penalties · I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation · I work in high temperatures · My work exposes me to contagious diseases Response from Management After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: · You do not work 8 hours straight · You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods · You do not always follow the orders of the management team · You do not stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas · You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working · You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift · You don't always observe safety measures, such as wearing the correct protective outfits · You don't wait till pension age before retiring · You don't like working double shifts · You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work · And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the work place carrying 2 suspicious looking bags

Julie

Julie Report 6 Apr 2005 16:03

Brill..........;-0

PinkDiana

PinkDiana Report 6 Apr 2005 16:04

Love it!! Am cutting and pasting that and sending it to loads of people!! :O)

Anne

Anne Report 6 Apr 2005 16:06

lolololol Andy Anne x

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){

}((((*> Jeanette The Haddock <*)))){ Report 6 Apr 2005 16:09

LOL Andy! Liked your record collection too! lol Jeanette x

~♥ Daisy ♥~

~♥ Daisy ♥~ Report 6 Apr 2005 16:31

Having a busy day today are we Andy? lol Still think the record collection is yours! Daisy

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 6 Apr 2005 16:38

brilliant Andy so funny! Dave

Mags

Mags Report 6 Apr 2005 17:15

Really REALLY laughing out loud now! Magsxx

Bec

Bec Report 6 Apr 2005 17:17

PMSL!!! I agree with Daisy - I'm sure I've heard you mention the 'Songs for Gay Dogs' album!! becx

DAVE B

DAVE B Report 6 Apr 2005 17:51

Well I am recommending he get his 'rise' he really is a overworked little character!

Andy

Andy Report 6 Apr 2005 18:16

Daisy/Bec Noooo, it's all lies, I tell you! *sneakily pushes them back under his bed, hoping that no-one will notice*