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PADDY IN A FIGHT.....jOKE
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Lindy | Report | 18 Mar 2005 11:23 |
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Lindy | Report | 18 Mar 2005 11:24 |
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Into a Belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he'd just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he's walking with a limp. 'What happened to you?' asks Sean, the bartender. 'Jamie O'Conner and me had a fight,' says Paddy. 'That little sh*t, O'Conner,' says Sean, 'He couldn't do that to you, he must have had something in his hand.' 'That he did,' says Paddy, 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible lickin' he gave me with it.' 'Well,' says Sean, 'you should have defended yourself, didn't you have something in your hand?' 'That I did,' said Paddy... Mrs. O'Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty it was, but useless in a fight.' |
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Rupert | Report | 18 Mar 2005 12:25 |
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Lindy that would be worth getting in a fight for. I can only dream now. Lovely joke. Rupert |
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TonyOz | Report | 18 Mar 2005 12:28 |
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Just noted that in my little black book. ( Email to Mr's Bear.) Tony Oz :>)) Great joke Lindy. lol |
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Researching: |
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bridan | Report | 18 Mar 2005 13:44 |
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Lindy, We are both creased up laughing at that one, it's a cracker. LOL Bridget x |
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Anne | Report | 18 Mar 2005 13:46 |
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LMHO Lindy that was priceless Anne xxx |
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Unknown | Report | 18 Mar 2005 15:00 |
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Lucky you didn't post that yesterday, Lindy! CB >|< |
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