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Daft joke but made me laugh
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Andy | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:28 |
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Andy | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:29 |
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A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie. After a few beers the Smartie says 'Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that new club, fancy tagging along?' The Jelly Baby says 'No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting my head kicked in. 'So?' Smartie says, 'Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll look after you.' Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says 'Fair enough, as long as you'll look after me', and off they go. After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he sees them, Smartie hides under the table. The Lockets take one look at jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking cola bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, and generally having a laugh. After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood. He turns to Smartie and says 'I thought you were going to look after me?' 'I was!' says Smartie, 'But those Lockets were ***** menthol'. |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:33 |
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I always thought Lockets were suckers! CB >|< |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:33 |
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It takes all sorts......get it? eh? I'll get my coat |
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Andy | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:36 |
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oh gawd, lol! |
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Jack (Sahara) | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:40 |
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Nice one Andy! Jack x |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 16:58 |
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All together now - With me little stick o' Blackpool rock ... CB >|< |
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Bec | Report | 16 Feb 2005 17:00 |
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PMSL!!! that was my favourite joke for ages!! cheers andy becx |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 17:00 |
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Don't give up the day job Andy. |
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Anne | Report | 16 Feb 2005 17:05 |
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Lol Andy ee you daft beggar Anne xx |
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bridan | Report | 16 Feb 2005 19:38 |
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Andy, I don't care what anyone says, I loved it. LOL Bridget x |
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Yvette | Report | 16 Feb 2005 21:11 |
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Andy Just my sense of humour, so thanks for sharing that one :-)) Yvette |
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