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Useful Confession
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 14:01 |
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one day in the confessional.... |
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Unknown | Report | 16 Feb 2005 14:01 |
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Tommy O'Shaughnessy?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the woman you were with?' 'Sure and I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to be ruinin' her reputation.' 'Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley? ' 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Patricia Kelly?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Liz Shannon?' 'I'm sorry, but I'll not name her.' 'Was it Cathy Morgan?' 'My lips are sealed.' 'Was it Fiona McDonald, then?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.' The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy, I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for 3 months. Be off with you now.' Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend Sean slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' '3 month's vacation and 5 good leads,' says Tommy. |
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Merlin | Report | 16 Feb 2005 14:03 |
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Nice one Paul. theres many a true word spoken in Jest. Hal. |
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Researching: |
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Bec | Report | 16 Feb 2005 14:06 |
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pmsl |
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Speedy | Report | 16 Feb 2005 14:08 |
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Another little gem from you Paul. :)))) Bev |
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